Technology
Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Bedroom Light Off
A Bristol man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months continues to physically walk to his…
Technology
Cyber Security
IT department celebrates three-year anniversary of meaning to implement that two-factor authentication thing
The IT department at Midlands-based logistics firm Hargreaves Distribution marked a significant milestone this week, observing three full years since the team…
Animals
Urban fox completes rigorous ISO 27001 certification to legally access neighbourhood wheelie bins
A fox operating in the Wandsworth area has become the first member of its species to achieve full ISO 27001 accreditation, bringing…
IT department confirms they’ve been ignoring critical security update email for six months because ‘it looked a bit phishy’
The IT department at Middlesbrough-based logistics firm Hartwell Distribution has spent half a year diligently deleting emails about a critical server vulnerability,…
Animals
Edinburgh Zoo penguins demand hybrid working after discovering three years of unnecessary commuting to enclosure
A colony of king penguins at Edinburgh Zoo has formally requested hybrid working arrangements after realising they have been waddling to their…
Scientists Confirm British Weather Now Officially ‘Taking the Piss’
The Met Office has published a paper concluding that UK weather patterns have moved beyond statistical anomaly into what researchers are calling…
Environment
UK’s last remaining hedgerow confirmed to be ‘under review’ for housing development
The United Kingdom’s final surviving hedgerow, a modest stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn measuring approximately fourteen metres in length, has been officially…
Technology
Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Bathroom Light On
A Chelmsford man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months is still required to physically walk…
MPs to trial new ‘honest answers’ system in Prime Minister’s Questions for one week to measure impact on public trust
The House of Commons will implement a pilot scheme next Wednesday requiring members to provide direct answers to questions during Prime Minister’s…
Man who ‘doesn’t really like spice’ orders Nando’s medium for third date, regrets everything
A Nottingham man is tonight questioning every decision that led him to a Nando’s booth, sweating through a chicken burger he actively…