Skip to content
Tuesday, 22 September 2026 Vol. I · 2026

MADE UP NEWS

Britain’s sharpest satirical news

  • HOME
  • About us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms and conditions
  • Contact

Category

Health & Beauty

Health & Beauty

Man Who Spent £847 on Collagen Supplements Still Looks Like He’s Been Stored in Tupperware Since 2003

A Nottingham man who has invested £847 in collagen supplements over the past eleven months continues to possess the facial elasticity of…

Sarah Kelsey · 28 March 2026
Health & Beauty

Woman Who Spent £340 on Skincare Routine Discovers Water Also Free

A Manchester woman has abandoned her twelve-step skincare routine after discovering that water, a substance that emerges from taps at no additional…

Sarah Kelsey · 22 March 2026

Most Recent

  • Man Who Spent £8,000 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Kitchen Light On
  • Pret launches ‘Subscription Fatigue Subscription’ for customers too tired to remember which food services they’re paying £25 a month for
  • IT department congratulates itself on successful phishing test that fooled absolutely nobody
  • British hedgehogs announce aggressive merger with rival slug population
  • UK Scientists Accidentally Cure Hangovers While Trying to Make Cheaper Rocket Fuel
  • British Man Discovers He’s Been Video Calling His Mum Using ‘Beauty Filter’ for Three Years, Now Considered ‘Suspiciously Youthful’

Sections

  • Technology
  • Science
  • Environment
  • Food and Drink
  • Cyber Security
  • Animals
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Gaming
  • Automotive
  • Health & Beauty
  • Space
© 2026 MADE UP NEWS. All stories are fictional.
  • Terms and conditions
  • Cookie Policy
  • Privacy Policy
  • Mobile App Privacy Policy