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Tuesday, 23 June 2026 Vol. I · 2026

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Man Who Spent £847 on Collagen Supplements Still Looks Like He’s Been Stored in Tupperware Since 2003

A Nottingham man who has invested £847 in collagen supplements over the past eleven months continues to possess the facial elasticity of…

Sarah Kelsey · 28 March 2026
Health & Beauty

Woman Who Spent £340 on Skincare Routine Discovers Water Also Free

A Manchester woman has abandoned her twelve-step skincare routine after discovering that water, a substance that emerges from taps at no additional…

Sarah Kelsey · 22 March 2026

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