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British worker discovers they’ve been attending meetings that could have been emails for 847 consecutive days

30 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

A project coordinator from Swindon has completed a comprehensive analysis revealing that every single meeting she has attended since returning to the office in March 2022 could have been resolved…

Politics

Sunak confirms he’s ‘absolutely loving’ not having to pretend to care about Reform UK voters anymore

30 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has spoken publicly for the first time about the considerable relief he has experienced since the general election, confirming that no longer having to court…

Food and Drink

UK’s Last Wetherspoons Curry Club Members Granted Protected Heritage Status by English Heritage

29 March 2026 James Whitford No Comments

English Heritage has announced that the remaining 47 dedicated Wetherspoons Curry Club members will be granted protected status, recognising them as a critically endangered cultural phenomenon alongside dry stone walls…

Technology

Man Who Spent £4,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bathroom After Wi-Fi Outage

29 March 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Bristol man has been stuck in his bathroom for six hours after a Virgin Media outage rendered every internet-connected device in his home inoperable, including the electronic lock on…

Automotive

UK’s Last Remaining Petrol Station Applies for Heritage Site Status

28 March 2026 James Whitford No Comments

The final petrol station in the United Kingdom has formally applied for Grade I listed status, with preservationists arguing that the Texaco garage on the outskirts of Swindon represents an…

Health & Beauty

Man Who Spent £847 on Collagen Supplements Still Looks Like He’s Been Stored in Tupperware Since 2003

28 March 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Nottingham man who has invested £847 in collagen supplements over the past eleven months continues to possess the facial elasticity of a budget tote bag. Marcus Whitfield, 38, began…

Cyber Security

Manchester firm’s entire cybersecurity budget spent on posters reminding staff not to click suspicious links

27 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

A Manchester-based financial services company has confirmed that its complete annual cybersecurity budget of £8,400 was allocated to producing laminated posters asking employees to “think before you click”, despite suffering…

Animals

British seagulls demand union recognition after 18-month dispute over chip access rights

27 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The National Union of Coastal Gulls has formally requested recognition from the Trades Union Congress following an eighteen-month dispute over what it terms “systematic denial of access to chips, ice…

Technology

Man Who Spent £800 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 3 Hours Weekly Rebooting Router

26 March 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Bristol man who invested eight hundred pounds in smart home technology to save time now dedicates between two and four hours each week to turning his router off and…

Gaming

Gamer who spent £400 on replica Master Sword admits he just uses it to point at the TV when arguing with VAR decisions

26 March 2026 James Whitford No Comments

A Nottingham man who purchased a screen-accurate replica of Link’s Master Sword from The Legend of Zelda has confirmed that its primary function is now serving as a pointing device…

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UK’s Last Wetherspoons Curry Club Members Granted Protected Heritage Status by English Heritage

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