In a breakthrough sure to shake up breakfast tables and corporate break rooms worldwide, a team of scientists at the Institute for Unnecessary Research (IUR) have announced the discovery of…
A recent breakthrough in stress research has turned the spotlight onto one of the most overlooked instruments of road rage: the humble car horn. According to a newly filed helpdesk…
In an unprecedented twist on gaming achievements, a local player has stunned the gaming community by setting a world record for intentionally losing every single match played over the course…
In what can only be described as an intergalactic mix-up of historic proportions, the government has inadvertently approved a bill intended to fund national parks—but ended up allocating the entire…
Across living rooms, pubs and the nation’s busiest conference calls, a cohort of disgruntled gadgets has had enough. This morning the Association of Interrupted Devices (AID) announced it is officially…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the beauty and wellness industries, scientists have uncovered a simple yet astonishing anti-aging secret: laughing at your own reflection. The study,…
In a revelation that has left scientists scratching their helmets, astronaut Dave “Whack” Jenkins has announced that the Moon is, in fact, just a colossal golf ball accidentally launched into…
In a bold move that has left the tech world both baffled and bemused, cybersecurity firm SafeSteps has announced it will be replacing traditional passwords with interpretive dance routines. The…
In a bold move set to shake the very roots of the city’s green spaces, the local squirrel union has formally presented a list of demands to the city council,…
In a breakthrough that’s set to shake up water-cooler conversations and make inboxes everywhere slightly less tragic, a local tech start-up has unveiled the world’s first self-assembling office emails that…