The government has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position to manage the increasingly complex process of explaining why policies announced last week are no longer applicable this week.…
The nation’s largest purveyor of £2.49 pints and carpets that tell stories nobody wants to hear has announced a dramatic shift in direction after accidentally employing a man with a…
A Manchester resident has confirmed that his investment in home automation technology has successfully transformed his three-bedroom semi into a place where he must negotiate with inanimate objects on a…
A microbiologist at the University of Sussex has identified a previously unknown species of fungus in a coffee mug she forgot about for seven weeks. Dr Helen Pritchard is now…
The country’s flagship carbon capture and storage facility has reached a significant milestone, having successfully sequestered precisely as much carbon dioxide as was released during its construction, installation, and initial…
Tom Hargreaves, 34, has confirmed that his ethically sourced, modular smartphone is technically still under warranty, though he voided it somewhere around step 23 of a 47-step battery replacement guide.…
The Prime Minister has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position responsible for attributing all current difficulties to the previous administration, with the role expected to carry a salary…
Waitrose has unveiled its reimagined Essential range this week, promising to deliver affordable basics to families across the UK, provided those families consider £4.50 for a tin of chickpeas a…
A Bristol man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months continues to physically walk to his bedroom light switch every evening, it has emerged.…
The IT department at Midlands-based logistics firm Hargreaves Distribution marked a significant milestone this week, observing three full years since the team first agreed that two-factor authentication was probably something…
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