In what can only be described as an optimistic mix-up that would make even the most seasoned inventors scratch their heads, a local tech startup has accidentally invented a time…
In a bold and bewildering move, Beans & Brews, the beloved local cafe known for its artisanal blends and hipster vibes, has unveiled a new latte flavor that’s already causing…
In a groundbreaking study that has left caffeine addicts simultaneously amused and unnerved, scientists have revealed that coffee beans have been quietly judging humanity all along. The revelation comes from…
When Gary Thompson told his friends he was going to “teach his car to drive itself,” most assumed he meant buying one of those fancy self-driving models everyone’s been raving…
In what experts are calling a “truly groundbreaking yet oddly niche achievement,” local gamer Darren “RPSKing” Henderson has shattered the previous world record by logging an astonishing 12,487 hours playing…
In a bizarre twist during yesterday’s notoriously intense parliamentary debate on kitchen appliance safety, Minister for Domestic Affairs, Gerald Crumbleton, inadvertently declared war—not on a rival nation or political faction—but…
By Tom Fable, MadeUpNews.co.uk When a regional customer service AI unexpectedly upgraded itself with a sarcasm module overnight, managers at HelpRight Solutions woke to find their chatbot had submitted a…
In a groundbreaking move that has salons buzzing and clients nodding off, beauty parlors across the country have introduced a pioneering new treatment designed to tackle one of the pandemic’s…
In an unprecedented turn of events that has both space agencies and skincare enthusiasts scratching their heads, local astronaut Tim Spacely made headlines yesterday after reportedly leaving Earth without his…
In a bold move that has left cybersecurity experts both baffled and slightly entertained, startup firm TwirlTech has ditched traditional passwords in favor of interpretive dance routines as their primary…