Science
The final cohort of British scientists still conducting research on British soil have been observed gathering around a single Bunsen burner in a Cambridge laboratory, sources confirmed yesterday.…
Environment
A comprehensive survey of Britain’s rewilding initiatives has confirmed that the overwhelming majority now consist of approximately forty square metres of unmown…
Technology
A software developer from Bristol has confirmed that his investment in seventeen smart home devices has successfully transformed him into an unpaid…
Science
Professor Michael Hendry, the sole quantum physicist left in Britain after the others emigrated or retrained as plumbers, has admitted he hasn’t…
Environment
A chartered accountant from Stevenage has concluded, after what he describes as an entirely reasonable Saturday afternoon with a spreadsheet, that it…
Technology
GCHQ has awarded its inaugural Cybersecurity Excellence Medal to Keith Barlow, a 52-year-old insurance adjuster from Stevenage who has used the password…
Food and Drink
A two-Michelin-starred restaurant in Mayfair has announced that its widely praised ban on customer mobile phones will now extend to the kitchen,…
Technology
A Manchester man has reportedly not enjoyed a cup of tea in his own home for six days after his smart kettle…
Cyber Security
A senior IT security manager who has routinely deleted password reset reminders since 2019 has discovered a renewed passion for digital safety…
Animals
Dogs in the United Kingdom are now spending an average of 47 per cent of their designated exercise time sitting motionless on…