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British man who installed heat pump in 2023 finally stops mentioning it in every conversation British Smart Fridge Manufacturers Admit They Don’t Know What Happens After You Buy One Either Starmer announces new ministerial position of Chief Excuse Officer following fourth policy U-turn this month Wetherspoons to start serving ‘artisanal’ £8.50 pints after accidentally hiring someone with a beard Man Who Spent £3,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends Most Evenings Apologising to Appliances
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British man who installed heat pump in 2023 finally stops mentioning it in every conversation

13 May 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

A Derbyshire man who installed an air source heat pump eighteen months ago has reportedly gone an entire weekend without bringing it up, marking what his family are calling a…

Technology

British Smart Fridge Manufacturers Admit They Don’t Know What Happens After You Buy One Either

13 May 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

ChillTech Solutions, a Milton Keynes-based manufacturer of internet-connected refrigeration units, has confirmed that the company maintains no records, interest, or indeed awareness of what happens to its products once they…

Politics

Starmer announces new ministerial position of Chief Excuse Officer following fourth policy U-turn this month

11 May 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The government has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position to manage the increasingly complex process of explaining why policies announced last week are no longer applicable this week.…

Food and Drink

Wetherspoons to start serving ‘artisanal’ £8.50 pints after accidentally hiring someone with a beard

10 May 2026 James Whitford No Comments

The nation’s largest purveyor of £2.49 pints and carpets that tell stories nobody wants to hear has announced a dramatic shift in direction after accidentally employing a man with a…

Technology

Man Who Spent £3,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends Most Evenings Apologising to Appliances

10 May 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Manchester resident has confirmed that his investment in home automation technology has successfully transformed his three-bedroom semi into a place where he must negotiate with inanimate objects on a…

Science

British Scientist Discovers New Species of Mould in Office Mug, Applies for £2.3m Research Grant

7 May 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A microbiologist at the University of Sussex has identified a previously unknown species of fungus in a coffee mug she forgot about for seven weeks. Dr Helen Pritchard is now…

Environment

UK’s new carbon capture plant successfully stores 12 tonnes of CO2 after three years, equivalent to what was emitted building it

6 May 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The country’s flagship carbon capture and storage facility has reached a significant milestone, having successfully sequestered precisely as much carbon dioxide as was released during its construction, installation, and initial…

Technology

Man Who Spent £899 on ‘Repairable’ Phone Now Has Collection of Tiny Screws He’ll Never Use Again

6 May 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

Tom Hargreaves, 34, has confirmed that his ethically sourced, modular smartphone is technically still under warranty, though he voided it somewhere around step 23 of a 47-step battery replacement guide.…

Politics

Starmer announces new ministerial post of Secretary of State for Saying It’s All The Last Lot’s Fault

4 May 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Prime Minister has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position responsible for attributing all current difficulties to the previous administration, with the role expected to carry a salary…

Food and Drink

Waitrose confirms new ‘Essential’ range will still cost more than your actual essentials

3 May 2026 James Whitford No Comments

Waitrose has unveiled its reimagined Essential range this week, promising to deliver affordable basics to families across the UK, provided those families consider £4.50 for a tin of chickpeas a…

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British man who installed heat pump in 2023 finally stops mentioning it in every conversation

13 May 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments
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British Smart Fridge Manufacturers Admit They Don’t Know What Happens After You Buy One Either

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Starmer announces new ministerial position of Chief Excuse Officer following fourth policy U-turn this month

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