In what can only be described as an intergalactic mix-up of historic proportions, the government has inadvertently approved a bill intended to fund national parks—but ended up allocating the entire…
Across living rooms, pubs and the nation’s busiest conference calls, a cohort of disgruntled gadgets has had enough. This morning the Association of Interrupted Devices (AID) announced it is officially…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the beauty and wellness industries, scientists have uncovered a simple yet astonishing anti-aging secret: laughing at your own reflection. The study,…
In a revelation that has left scientists scratching their helmets, astronaut Dave “Whack” Jenkins has announced that the Moon is, in fact, just a colossal golf ball accidentally launched into…
In a bold move that has left the tech world both baffled and bemused, cybersecurity firm SafeSteps has announced it will be replacing traditional passwords with interpretive dance routines. The…
In a bold move set to shake the very roots of the city’s green spaces, the local squirrel union has formally presented a list of demands to the city council,…
In a breakthrough that’s set to shake up water-cooler conversations and make inboxes everywhere slightly less tragic, a local tech start-up has unveiled the world’s first self-assembling office emails that…
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through dinner tables and burger joints nationwide, local man Gary Thompson, 34, has come to the startling realization that ketchup is, in fact,…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both botanists and busybodies utterly baffled, scientists have confirmed that plants have been gossiping about humans all along. The revelation came after years…
Dave Thompson never planned to revolutionize urban transport—he just wanted help getting his Wi-Fi to stop dropping out during Zoom calls. Working from his cramped home office in Leicester, Dave…