Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has confirmed that he remains contractually obligated to attend Prime Minister’s Questions every Wednesday at noon, despite the fact that someone else now…
Pubs across Britain have announced a new “sunlight surcharge” following the unprecedented third consecutive day of weather that didn’t require a full…
Technology
A Nottingham man remains confined to his bedroom after a Virgin Media outage rendered every device in his supposedly intelligent home completely…
Cyber Security
Graham Pelham, IT security manager at Harrogate-based logistics firm Westbridge Solutions, has confirmed that he spent the entirety of Thursday morning re-explaining…
Animals
The National Union of Gulls and Allied Coastal Workers has today announced a programme of coordinated industrial action following what it describes…
Science
The nutritional science community has been thrown into disarray following the revelation that quinoa, the grain-like seed championed by health-conscious professionals since…
Environment
A management consultant who travelled 4,200 miles to attend a three-day sustainability summit has described himself as part of the solution to…
A London man who purchased Apple’s latest AI-powered home device has confirmed he primarily uses the £4,000 system to check whether he…
Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has revealed that after fourteen months of careful reflection, detailed analysis of polling data, and several long…
Food and Drink
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced sweeping new legislation requiring all establishments identifying as gastropubs to feature at…