Science
Graham Pettifer, 58, is a Senior Category Buyer at a mid-sized logistics firm in Reading. He has sat through thirty-eight Nobel announcements without understanding a single one. On…
I had a chest infection on the Tuesday. I mention this not as an excuse but as evidence, because it is the…
Space
PRESS RELEASE. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, subject to sign-off, which is expected in Q3. The UK Space Agency is delighted to announce that…
Business
Keith Warrender, 51, has held the same role for eleven years, a position he describes as “fine” in the tone most people…
A fringe event on housing delivery held in the Marlowe Suite of the Harbourside Hotel on Tuesday afternoon was attended by 400…
Food and Drink
Colin Hartley, 47, a facilities coordinator from Swindon, entered the chilled aisle of his local supermarket at 6.40pm on Tuesday with a…
Health & Beauty
It is 11.40am and I have had 94g of protein. The yoghurt in my hand has 20g. It is a yoghurt in…
Automotive
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE HM Treasury is thrilled, genuinely thrilled, to confirm that the pay-per-mile charge for electric vehicles (3p a mile, due…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SERVICE UPDATE FOR ALL VALUED VICTIMS Lovely Little Encryptions Ltd today wrote to its client base, which did not…
Animals
I have been in this role for five years, and in that time nobody has once asked for my input on anything.…