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AI Update Introduces Passive-Aggressive Mode, Phones Now Ignore Users With Style Study Finds Talking to Plants More Effective Than Skincare Routine for Glowing Complexion Astronaut Accidentally Leaves Spacesuit on Mars, Becomes First Interplanetary Fashion Statement Nation’s Cybersecurity Team Advises Everyone to Unplug the Internet, Then Accidentally Unplugs Office Coffee Machine Scientists Discover Trees Secretly Hold Weekly Meetings to Complain About Humans Littering
Technology

AI Update Introduces Passive-Aggressive Mode, Phones Now Ignore Users With Style

18 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a move that pundits have described as “brutally honest” and many parents have described as “terrifyingly earned,” the latest over-the-air update to several major smartphone operating systems has quietly…

Health & Beauty

Study Finds Talking to Plants More Effective Than Skincare Routine for Glowing Complexion

18 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a surprising twist that has beauty bloggers reconsidering their entire approach to skincare, a new study reveals that chatting with your houseplants could be the secret to achieving that…

Space

Astronaut Accidentally Leaves Spacesuit on Mars, Becomes First Interplanetary Fashion Statement

18 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a move that’s shaking the galaxy’s fashion scene, astronaut Neil Compton has inadvertently turned Mars into the latest hotspot for avant-garde style after accidentally leaving his spacesuit behind during…

Cyber Security

Nation’s Cybersecurity Team Advises Everyone to Unplug the Internet, Then Accidentally Unplugs Office Coffee Machine

17 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a startling move that has left the nation both bewildered and slightly more caffeinated, the country’s top cybersecurity team has advised everyone to unplug the internet to protect against…

Environment

Scientists Discover Trees Secretly Hold Weekly Meetings to Complain About Humans Littering

17 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking revelation that has left scientists both amused and slightly guilty, researchers have discovered that trees hold secret weekly meetings where they air their grievances about humans and…

Business

Local Startup Accidentally Invents Time Machine, Misses Meeting to Celebrate

16 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In what can only be described as an optimistic mix-up that would make even the most seasoned inventors scratch their heads, a local tech startup has accidentally invented a time…

Food and Drink

Local Cafe Announces New Latte That Tastes Suspiciously Like Regret

15 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bold and bewildering move, Beans & Brews, the beloved local cafe known for its artisanal blends and hipster vibes, has unveiled a new latte flavor that’s already causing…

Science

Scientists Discover That Coffee Beans Have Been Secretly Judging Us All Along

14 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking study that has left caffeine addicts simultaneously amused and unnerved, scientists have revealed that coffee beans have been quietly judging humanity all along. The revelation comes from…

Automotive

Local Man Teaches His Car to Drive Itself, Now Refuses to Get Behind the Wheel

14 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

When Gary Thompson told his friends he was going to “teach his car to drive itself,” most assumed he meant buying one of those fancy self-driving models everyone’s been raving…

Gaming

Local Gamer Achieves World Record for Most Hours Logged Playing Virtual Rock, Paper, Scissors

13 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In what experts are calling a “truly groundbreaking yet oddly niche achievement,” local gamer Darren “RPSKing” Henderson has shattered the previous world record by logging an astonishing 12,487 hours playing…

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