In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through dinner tables and burger joints nationwide, local man Gary Thompson, 34, has come to the startling realization that ketchup is, in fact,…
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left both botanists and busybodies utterly baffled, scientists have confirmed that plants have been gossiping about humans all along. The revelation came after years…
Dave Thompson never planned to revolutionize urban transport—he just wanted help getting his Wi-Fi to stop dropping out during Zoom calls. Working from his cramped home office in Leicester, Dave…
In a stunning display of determination and questionable skill, local gamer and self-proclaimed “Quest Master” Dave Thompson has announced his victory after successfully defeating his dishwasher in what he calls…
In an incident that has left constituents both bewildered and highly entertained, a local Member of Parliament was discovered seemingly engaged in a heated debate—all by themselves—in an empty parliamentary…
In a move that pundits have described as “brutally honest” and many parents have described as “terrifyingly earned,” the latest over-the-air update to several major smartphone operating systems has quietly…
In a surprising twist that has beauty bloggers reconsidering their entire approach to skincare, a new study reveals that chatting with your houseplants could be the secret to achieving that…
In a move that’s shaking the galaxy’s fashion scene, astronaut Neil Compton has inadvertently turned Mars into the latest hotspot for avant-garde style after accidentally leaving his spacesuit behind during…
In a startling move that has left the nation both bewildered and slightly more caffeinated, the country’s top cybersecurity team has advised everyone to unplug the internet to protect against…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left scientists both amused and slightly guilty, researchers have discovered that trees hold secret weekly meetings where they air their grievances about humans and…