IT security teams across Britain are preparing to sacrifice their Bank Holiday Monday to the ancient and thoroughly unwinnable battle of explaining to colleagues that adding an exclamation mark to…
The National Union of Grey Squirrels has announced that 73 per cent of its membership voted in favour of reducing the working week from five days to three in return…
Researchers at Imperial College London have concluded a three-month study demonstrating that the British public will purchase and consume virtually any substance if told it optimises their gut microbiome. The…
A Derbyshire man who installed an air source heat pump eighteen months ago has reportedly gone an entire weekend without bringing it up, marking what his family are calling a…
ChillTech Solutions, a Milton Keynes-based manufacturer of internet-connected refrigeration units, has confirmed that the company maintains no records, interest, or indeed awareness of what happens to its products once they…
The government has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position to manage the increasingly complex process of explaining why policies announced last week are no longer applicable this week.…
The nation’s largest purveyor of £2.49 pints and carpets that tell stories nobody wants to hear has announced a dramatic shift in direction after accidentally employing a man with a…
A Manchester resident has confirmed that his investment in home automation technology has successfully transformed his three-bedroom semi into a place where he must negotiate with inanimate objects on a…
A microbiologist at the University of Sussex has identified a previously unknown species of fungus in a coffee mug she forgot about for seven weeks. Dr Helen Pritchard is now…
The country’s flagship carbon capture and storage facility has reached a significant milestone, having successfully sequestered precisely as much carbon dioxide as was released during its construction, installation, and initial…
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