Science
A team of researchers at Imperial College London has inadvertently developed a complete cure for hangovers while attempting to synthesise cost-effective rocket propellant. The discovery has plunged the…
Technology
A 34-year-old project manager from Swindon has spent the past three years unknowingly video calling his mother with a beauty filter activated,…
Environment
Beavers reintroduced to British waterways as part of the government’s rewilding initiative have formally unionised and submitted a list of demands to…
Technology
The British Web Development Consortium issued a formal statement this morning acknowledging that the country’s software engineers have been searching for the…
Food and Drink
The British Beer & Pub Association has announced a £2 per person ‘atmosphere supplement’ to be charged at participating establishments nationwide, effective…
Cyber Security
The IT department at Hargreaves Financial Solutions has reassured staff that the critical security vulnerability identified in their customer database system three…
Animals
A hedgehog from the Berkshire area has successfully negotiated a hybrid working arrangement with the M4 motorway, it was confirmed this morning.…
Science
Physicists at the European Space Agency have announced that new measurements of the cosmic expansion rate suggest the universe is accelerating at…
Environment
The final intact hedgerow in England, a 400-metre stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn along the B4309 near Market Harborough, is to be…
Technology
A Manchester resident has reported that his smart home ecosystem now prevents him from accessing his bathroom between the hours of 11pm…