Technology
A Guildford man has successfully transformed his three-bedroom semi into a technological fortress where turning on the hallway light requires two apps, a firmware update, and a working…
A Nottingham man has been discharged from Queen’s Medical Centre after spending three weeks recovering from what doctors are describing as “severe…
Martin Fletcher has been sitting in Meeting Room 3B since half past nine this morning, attempting to convey to the accounts payable…
Animals
The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that Britain’s estimated five million grey squirrels will be recategorised as economically inactive in next…
Science
Physicists at Imperial College London have identified a previously unknown subatomic particle that they claim is responsible for the spontaneous relocation of…
Environment
The sole surviving woodland project still registered with Britain’s Carbon Offset Verification Scheme has been revealed to consist primarily of diseased ash…
Technology
A Berkshire man has been confined to his living room for three days after a routine firmware update rendered his entire smart…
Technology
A Bristol man who has invested over £8,000 in smart home technology continues to walk six feet to manually operate his kitchen…
Pret A Manger has announced a new monthly subscription service designed specifically for customers who can no longer keep track of which…
Cyber Security
The IT security team at Midlands-based logistics firm Branwell Solutions has declared its latest phishing simulation exercise an overwhelming success, having successfully…