The IT department at Henderson & Wright Logistics has confirmed that a critical security patch flagged as ‘urgent’ by their software vendor in February remains uninstalled, with senior…
Animals
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Britain’s urban fox population has announced that it will be making remote working arrangements permanent following a successful three-year…
Britain’s leading quantum physicists have admitted that despite possessing equipment capable of detecting individual photons, they remain completely unable to identify the…
Environment
Conservation groups have admitted that a significant number of the UK’s flagship rewilding sites have become functionally indistinguishable from garden centres that…
Technology
A Manchester resident has been confined to his bathroom for six hours after a routine router firmware update rendered every smart device…
Technology
A Bromley man remains confined to his kitchen for a third consecutive day after his smart home ecosystem entered what he describes…
Food and Drink
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hackney-based craft brewery The Fermented Algorithm has announced it will cease trading next month after exhausting the entire list…
The information security team at Midlands-based logistics firm Hartwell Distribution gathered this morning around a slightly stale Colin the Caterpillar cake to…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Just Eat Takeaway.com and the United Gull Collective announced today a strategic merger that will see Britain’s seagull population…
Science
The UK’s remaining operational particle accelerator has been relocated to a staffroom in Geneva, where it currently provides hot water for CERN…