Science
The UK Space Agency has confirmed that its £287 million Mars rover, Perseverance II, has spent the last eleven days locked in what mission control describes as an…
Food and Drink
The UK’s 40,000 beer gardens are expected to sit largely vacant for the next three years after meteorologists confirmed that every forecast…
The IT department at Henderson & Wright Logistics has confirmed that a critical security patch flagged as ‘urgent’ by their software vendor…
Animals
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Britain’s urban fox population has announced that it will be making remote working arrangements permanent following a successful three-year…
Britain’s leading quantum physicists have admitted that despite possessing equipment capable of detecting individual photons, they remain completely unable to identify the…
Environment
Conservation groups have admitted that a significant number of the UK’s flagship rewilding sites have become functionally indistinguishable from garden centres that…
Technology
A Manchester resident has been confined to his bathroom for six hours after a routine router firmware update rendered every smart device…
Technology
A Bromley man remains confined to his kitchen for a third consecutive day after his smart home ecosystem entered what he describes…
Food and Drink
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hackney-based craft brewery The Fermented Algorithm has announced it will cease trading next month after exhausting the entire list…
The information security team at Midlands-based logistics firm Hartwell Distribution gathered this morning around a slightly stale Colin the Caterpillar cake to…