Science
We met at 23:59:60 on the last day of a year to be confirmed. It was the only slot the leap second had. It arrived exactly on time,…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hartley Brennan Group Limited, a mid-sized provider of what its website calls “integrated operational outcomes”, is pleased to announce,…
Space
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology today confirmed that space has been successfully integrated. The process took eleven…
Business
Welcome to this month’s Wellbeing Matters bulletin, which has moved from weekly to monthly and will, from the next quarter, appear ‘as…
The Chancellor confirmed on Thursday that nothing is being ruled out, a position Treasury officials described as firm, in the sense that…
Food and Drink
It is 1 November, and on a doorstep in a quiet cul-de-sac, a carved pumpkin is slowly becoming a different shape. Its…
Health & Beauty
Eleven cryptozoologists left a lay-by outside Rotherham at dusk on Thursday, armed with a laminated map, two torches and a thermos of…
Automotive
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Grommet Motors is delighted, and frankly a little shaken, to announce that the physical button, long believed buried under…
Whitcombe Dunmore Ltd, a mid-sized firm with 1,140 employees and a communal fridge nobody has cleaned since March, has concluded its Cyber…
Animals
Pauline, an eleven-year-old tabby, has provided continuous on-site oversight of one employee since March 2020. She has not taken a sick day,…