Researchers at the Cambridge Institute for Cellular Agriculture have successfully reduced the overwhelming sense of existential dread previously associated with consuming their lab-grown beef, they announced on Tuesday. The meat…
A Hertfordshire man who purchased a £3,200 diesel generator to ensure he could charge his electric vehicle during increasingly frequent power cuts has spent the past fortnight sitting in his…
A Berkshire man remains confined to his kitchen after a router malfunction rendered every appliance in his home inoperable, including the smart lock that would allow him to leave the…
The Prime Minister has confirmed a significant Cabinet reshuffle this morning, with promotion decisions based exclusively on which ministers demonstrated a functional understanding of the mute button during yesterday’s three-hour…
JD Wetherspoon has announced plans to launch an exclusive fine dining concept following what the company is calling “an isolated incident of culinary excellence” at its Crawley branch last Tuesday.…
A Berkshire man has reportedly been living in partial darkness for six weeks after his integrated smart home system became too complex for human operation. James Whitmore, 42, began his…
IT security teams across Britain are preparing to sacrifice their Bank Holiday Monday to the ancient and thoroughly unwinnable battle of explaining to colleagues that adding an exclamation mark to…
The National Union of Grey Squirrels has announced that 73 per cent of its membership voted in favour of reducing the working week from five days to three in return…
Researchers at Imperial College London have concluded a three-month study demonstrating that the British public will purchase and consume virtually any substance if told it optimises their gut microbiome. The…
A Derbyshire man who installed an air source heat pump eighteen months ago has reportedly gone an entire weekend without bringing it up, marking what his family are calling a…
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