Science
Physicists at the European Space Agency have announced that new measurements of the cosmic expansion rate suggest the universe is accelerating at precisely the velocity required to maintain…
Environment
The final intact hedgerow in England, a 400-metre stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn along the B4309 near Market Harborough, is to be…
Technology
A Manchester resident has reported that his smart home ecosystem now prevents him from accessing his bathroom between the hours of 11pm…
Technology
A Manchester man who invested heavily in home automation technology now spends approximately forty minutes each morning mediating between his appliances to…
Food and Drink
Historic England has announced plans to grant Grade II listed status to the final surviving original Wetherspoons carpet, a 23-year-old geometric monstrosity…
The IT security department at Hendricks & Vale, a procurement consultancy based in Swindon, marked a significant milestone on Tuesday by acknowledging…
Animals
The National Association of Assistance Dogs has submitted a formal proposal to the Guide Dogs for the Blind Association requesting a three-day…
Science
Conservationists have confirmed the sighting of what is believed to be the UK’s final pure mathematics doctoral candidate, discovered Thursday morning in…
Environment
Thames Valley Water Ltd announced today that it has successfully completed the eighteenth month of its landmark Terminology Enhancement Programme, a comprehensive…
Technology
A Manchester resident has been unable to access his bathroom for six hours after a mandatory firmware update left his smart lock…