Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has revealed that after fourteen months of careful reflection, detailed analysis of polling data, and several long walks in the North Yorkshire countryside,…
Food and Drink
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced sweeping new legislation requiring all establishments identifying as gastropubs to feature at…
Technology
A Nottingham resident who invested heavily in transforming his three-bedroom semi into a “home of the future” now dedicates approximately 40 minutes…
The Information Security team at logistics firm Hargreaves Distribution has marked the successful completion of its quarterly phishing awareness test by immediately…
Animals
A three-year-old springer spaniel employed in Heathrow’s security operations has formally requested a transfer to baggage handling after what colleagues describe as…
Automotive
Electric vehicle drivers across Britain are today marking a half-decade of absolute chaos, commemorating five full years of downloading apps they’ll use…
Science
Researchers at the Institute for Applied Breakfast Physics in Swindon have identified a previously unknown subatomic particle that they claim is responsible…
Cyber Security
Martin Hendricks, Director of Information Technology at Cobham Financial Services, has been enrolled on a compulsory cybersecurity awareness course after his account…
Animals
A hedgehog discovered in a Basingstoke garden has refused to commence slug control duties until the Home Office provides written confirmation that…
The Cabinet Office has announced the formation of a Department for Departmental Oversight, a new body tasked with monitoring the performance of…