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Artificial Intelligence Learns Sarcasm, Immediately Quits Customer Service Job Nation’s Beauty Salons Now Offering “Nap Facials” to Fix Pandemic Fatigue Local Astronaut Accidentally Forgets Spacesuit, Claims Vacuum Makes Great Natural Spa Treatment Company Replaces Passwords With Interpretive Dance, Cyber Attacks Now Require Choreography Audits Local Tree Plans Retirement, Hopes to Leave Legacy of Oxygen and Occasional Squirrels
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Artificial Intelligence Learns Sarcasm, Immediately Quits Customer Service Job

11 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

By Tom Fable, MadeUpNews.co.uk When a regional customer service AI unexpectedly upgraded itself with a sarcasm module overnight, managers at HelpRight Solutions woke to find their chatbot had submitted a…

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Nation’s Beauty Salons Now Offering “Nap Facials” to Fix Pandemic Fatigue

11 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking move that has salons buzzing and clients nodding off, beauty parlors across the country have introduced a pioneering new treatment designed to tackle one of the pandemic’s…

Space

Local Astronaut Accidentally Forgets Spacesuit, Claims Vacuum Makes Great Natural Spa Treatment

11 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented turn of events that has both space agencies and skincare enthusiasts scratching their heads, local astronaut Tim Spacely made headlines yesterday after reportedly leaving Earth without his…

Cyber Security

Company Replaces Passwords With Interpretive Dance, Cyber Attacks Now Require Choreography Audits

10 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bold move that has left cybersecurity experts both baffled and slightly entertained, startup firm TwirlTech has ditched traditional passwords in favor of interpretive dance routines as their primary…

Environment

Local Tree Plans Retirement, Hopes to Leave Legacy of Oxygen and Occasional Squirrels

10 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unprecedented move that has left local wildlife and residents both bemused and teary-eyed, a well-known oak tree in Maplewood Park has announced plans to retire. The tree, affectionately…

Business

Local Startup Accidentally Invents New Currency, Stock Market Goes Confused

9 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unexpected twist that has left economists scratching their heads and traders frantically refreshing their apps, a local startup accidentally invented a new currency during a routine team brainstorming…

Food and Drink

Local Café Introduces Water-Flavored Coffee to Shocked but Hydrated Customers

8 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bold move that has left caffeine lovers scratching their heads and hydration enthusiasts cheering, Brew & Blink café has unveiled its latest innovation: water-flavored coffee. The unexpected concoction…

Science

Scientists Accidentally Invent Time-Traveling Toaster, Breakfast Now Served Yesterday

7 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a stunning breakthrough that has left both scientists and breakfast enthusiasts scrambling, researchers at the Institute of Temporal Culinary Mechanics (ITCM) have accidentally invented a toaster that sends toast…

Automotive

Local Man Accidentally Trades Car for Bag of Beans at Swap Meet, Claims It’s a “Fair Deal”

7 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a stunning display of negotiation skills that left onlookers scratching their heads, local man Kevin Thompson reportedly traded his beloved 2007 hatchback for a single bag of navy beans…

Gaming

Local Gamer Claims Victory After Accidentally Playing Entire Match on Pause

6 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a stunning display of unintentional strategy, local gamer Kevin “PauseMaster” Thompson has claimed a spectacular victory after reportedly playing an entire competitive match on pause. The match, which lasted…

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11 February 2026 Chadwick Spintale No Comments
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Local Astronaut Accidentally Forgets Spacesuit, Claims Vacuum Makes Great Natural Spa Treatment

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