Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has confirmed he is prepared to re-enter frontline politics following his observation, made from a sun lounger in Santa Monica, that Britain appears to have…
The United Kingdom woke up to a grim new reality this morning as avocado prices officially crossed the threshold into ‘probably not worth it, to be honest’ territory. Waitrose locations…
A Manchester homeowner who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months continues to physically stand up and walk to light switches, it has emerged. James…
The IT department at Middlesbrough-based logistics firm Hartwell Distribution has spent half a year diligently deleting emails about a critical server vulnerability, having collectively decided that the warnings from their…
A colony of king penguins at Edinburgh Zoo has formally requested hybrid working arrangements after realising they have been waddling to their enclosure five days a week despite most visitors…
The Met Office has published a paper concluding that UK weather patterns have moved beyond statistical anomaly into what researchers are calling “deliberate antagonism”. The study, five years in the…
The United Kingdom’s final surviving hedgerow, a modest stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn measuring approximately fourteen metres in length, has been officially classified as ‘under review’ by North Wessex District…
A Chelmsford man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months is still required to physically walk three metres to operate his bathroom light switch.…
The House of Commons will implement a pilot scheme next Wednesday requiring members to provide direct answers to questions during Prime Minister’s Questions, parliamentary authorities have confirmed. The initiative, which…
A Nottingham man is tonight questioning every decision that led him to a Nando’s booth, sweating through a chicken burger he actively doesn’t want to be eating, after ordering medium…
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