In what experts are calling a “truly groundbreaking yet oddly niche achievement,” local gamer Darren “RPSKing” Henderson has shattered the previous world record by logging an astonishing 12,487 hours playing…
In a bizarre twist during yesterday’s notoriously intense parliamentary debate on kitchen appliance safety, Minister for Domestic Affairs, Gerald Crumbleton, inadvertently declared war—not on a rival nation or political faction—but…
By Tom Fable, MadeUpNews.co.uk When a regional customer service AI unexpectedly upgraded itself with a sarcasm module overnight, managers at HelpRight Solutions woke to find their chatbot had submitted a…
In a groundbreaking move that has salons buzzing and clients nodding off, beauty parlors across the country have introduced a pioneering new treatment designed to tackle one of the pandemic’s…
In an unprecedented turn of events that has both space agencies and skincare enthusiasts scratching their heads, local astronaut Tim Spacely made headlines yesterday after reportedly leaving Earth without his…
In a bold move that has left cybersecurity experts both baffled and slightly entertained, startup firm TwirlTech has ditched traditional passwords in favor of interpretive dance routines as their primary…
In an unprecedented move that has left local wildlife and residents both bemused and teary-eyed, a well-known oak tree in Maplewood Park has announced plans to retire. The tree, affectionately…
In an unexpected twist that has left economists scratching their heads and traders frantically refreshing their apps, a local startup accidentally invented a new currency during a routine team brainstorming…
In a bold move that has left caffeine lovers scratching their heads and hydration enthusiasts cheering, Brew & Blink café has unveiled its latest innovation: water-flavored coffee. The unexpected concoction…
In a stunning breakthrough that has left both scientists and breakfast enthusiasts scrambling, researchers at the Institute of Temporal Culinary Mechanics (ITCM) have accidentally invented a toaster that sends toast…