Martin Fletcher has been sitting in Meeting Room 3B since half past nine this morning, attempting to convey to the accounts payable team that their current approach to…
Animals
The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that Britain’s estimated five million grey squirrels will be recategorised as economically inactive in next…
Science
Physicists at Imperial College London have identified a previously unknown subatomic particle that they claim is responsible for the spontaneous relocation of…
Environment
The sole surviving woodland project still registered with Britain’s Carbon Offset Verification Scheme has been revealed to consist primarily of diseased ash…
Technology
A Berkshire man has been confined to his living room for three days after a routine firmware update rendered his entire smart…
Technology
A Bristol man who has invested over £8,000 in smart home technology continues to walk six feet to manually operate his kitchen…
Pret A Manger has announced a new monthly subscription service designed specifically for customers who can no longer keep track of which…
Cyber Security
The IT security team at Midlands-based logistics firm Branwell Solutions has declared its latest phishing simulation exercise an overwhelming success, having successfully…
Animals
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hedgehog UK Limited, the nation’s leading nocturnal insectivore, has today announced its intention to acquire the entirety of the…
Science
A team of researchers at Imperial College London has inadvertently developed a complete cure for hangovers while attempting to synthesise cost-effective rocket…