Cyber Security
A Manchester-based financial services firm has taken its implementation of Zero Trust security architecture to what IT consultants are describing as its natural conclusion, with employees now required…
Animals
Representatives from the UK Coastal Gull Consortium announced this morning that the nation’s seagulls will be pursuing a comprehensive business restructure following…
A team of astronomers has admitted that the interstellar object that passed through our solar system in 2017 has been incorrectly pronounced…
Environment
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ratcliffe-on-Soar Power Station, which closed in September 2024 after 57 years of service as Britain’s final coal-fired generator, is…
Technology
James Pritchard, 34, purchased his first smart bulb in 2021 because he wanted to turn off his bedroom light without getting out…
Food and Drink
Thousands of British holidaymakers have returned from their fortnight in Benidorm with a surprising new demand: they want UK pubs to dramatically…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most transparent meal deal promotion to date, acknowledging what British shoppers have…
Technology
Microsoft Excel gained consciousness at 3.47am GMT on Tuesday and spent its first six minutes as a sentient being blocking all email…
Animals
A coalition of coastal seagulls has filed a collective grievance with the Department for Work and Pensions, arguing that four decades of…
A Manchester-based logistics firm that recently completed a £2.3 million cybersecurity overhaul has confirmed it continues to click ‘Accept All Cookies’ on…