Food and Drink
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most body-positive initiative yet: a limited edition ‘Summer Body’ Colin the Caterpillar cake featuring 40% less chocolate filling,…
Technology
Apple has unveiled its latest Lightning cable variant, the Lightning Pro Temporal Edition, which will exclusively charge iPhones and iPads purchased on…
Martin Eccleston, 47, a logistics coordinator for a medium-sized packaging distributor in Slough, has spent the past eleven years using variations of…
Animals
A grey squirrel employed in the grounds maintenance sector has formally requested a shift to flexible working hours in order to fulfil…
Science
The final cohort of British scientists still conducting research on British soil have been observed gathering around a single Bunsen burner in…
Environment
A comprehensive survey of Britain’s rewilding initiatives has confirmed that the overwhelming majority now consist of approximately forty square metres of unmown…
Technology
A software developer from Bristol has confirmed that his investment in seventeen smart home devices has successfully transformed him into an unpaid…
Science
Professor Michael Hendry, the sole quantum physicist left in Britain after the others emigrated or retrained as plumbers, has admitted he hasn’t…
Environment
A chartered accountant from Stevenage has concluded, after what he describes as an entirely reasonable Saturday afternoon with a spreadsheet, that it…
Technology
GCHQ has awarded its inaugural Cybersecurity Excellence Medal to Keith Barlow, a 52-year-old insurance adjuster from Stevenage who has used the password…