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IT department celebrates three months without anyone falling for ‘urgent invoice’ email

The IT security team at Harrogate-based logistics firm Meridian Solutions gathered in a windowless meeting room on Tuesday afternoon to mark ninety consecutive days without a single employee…

By Tom Ashworth · 14 August 2026
Animals

British seagulls announce £12.50 per chip ‘dynamic pricing’ model during peak tourist season

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE SKEGNESS, 14 March 2024 Seagulls UK Limited, the nation’s leading coastal food redistribution service, today announced the implementation of…

Tom Ashworth · 14 August 2026
Science

Britain’s Quantum Computer Achieves Breakthrough by Remaining Switched On for Entire Afternoon

Scientists at the UK’s National Quantum Computing Centre have celebrated a major milestone after one of their quantum processors remained operational for…

Sarah Kelsey · 13 August 2026
Environment

Nation’s recycling bins to be collected fortnightly, sorted never

Local authorities across England have confirmed that household recycling bins will continue to be collected every two weeks, allowing ample time for…

Tom Ashworth · 12 August 2026
Technology

Man Who Spent £4,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 90% of Life Troubleshooting Them

Martin Chambers, 34, a software developer from Bristol, has transformed his two-bedroom flat into what he calls “a fully integrated smart home…

Sarah Kelsey · 12 August 2026
Technology

Man Who Spent £4,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bathroom After Wi-Fi Outage

A Cheltenham man remained trapped in his own bathroom for seven hours yesterday after a BT broadband outage rendered every device between…

Sarah Kelsey · 9 August 2026
Food and Drink

Costa introduces ‘Milk Alternatives Sommelier’ after customer spends 45 minutes choosing between oat options

A Costa Coffee in Clapham has become the first UK branch to employ a full-time Milk Alternatives Sommelier following an incident last…

James Whitford · 9 August 2026
Cyber Security

IT department confirms they’ve moved the phishing awareness training email to junk folder

The IT security team at Meridian Financial Services has quietly acknowledged that this month’s mandatory phishing awareness training email has been automatically…

Tom Ashworth · 7 August 2026
Animals

Britain’s cats announce redundancy consultation after realising they’ve been doing unpaid pest control for centuries

The National Union of Domestic Felines has today issued a formal notice of dispute to approximately 10.9 million UK households, citing what…

Tom Ashworth · 7 August 2026
Science

Scientists Discover Third Type of Person Who Brings Up Their Gut Microbiome Within 90 Seconds of Meeting You

Researchers at the Institute for Social Taxonomy have identified a previously undocumented category of individual who cannot sustain basic conversation without mentioning…

Sarah Kelsey · 6 August 2026
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  • Nation’s recycling bins to be collected fortnightly, sorted never
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