Health & Beauty
Eleven cryptozoologists left a lay-by outside Rotherham at dusk on Thursday, armed with a laminated map, two torches and a thermos of oxtail soup. Their quarry: an NHS…
Automotive
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Grommet Motors is delighted, and frankly a little shaken, to announce that the physical button, long believed buried under…
Whitcombe Dunmore Ltd, a mid-sized firm with 1,140 employees and a communal fridge nobody has cleaned since March, has concluded its Cyber…
Animals
Pauline, an eleven-year-old tabby, has provided continuous on-site oversight of one employee since March 2020. She has not taken a sick day,…
Science
The Large Hadron Collider has finished its latest run and is entering a shutdown of several years for its High-Luminosity upgrade. We…
Environment
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, EMBARGOED UNTIL NOBODY IS LOOKING Mildly Ambitious Solutions Ltd, the Reading-based provider of workflow consultancy and mid-range office furniture…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Brindlecombe & Moist Holdings (BMH), the Rotherham-based provider of workplace compliance solutions to organisations that are themselves providers of…
HM TREASURY. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. EMBARGOED UNTIL SUCH TIME AS IT APPEARS IN A NEWSPAPER. HM Treasury today announced that, with effect…
Food and Drink
The clocks go back this weekend, which means that by 4pm on Sunday the nation will be eating its roast dinner in…
Health & Beauty
The clocks go back this Sunday, giving Britain an extra hour in bed. The nation’s sleepmaxxers are treating it as a personal…