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Cyber Security

IT department confirms they definitely won’t mention that breach from 2024 unless specifically asked

17 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The information security team at Sentinel Financial Services has issued a carefully worded internal memo confirming that last year’s data breach, which may or may not have affected up to…

Animals

British wasps announce industrial action over ‘unsustainable’ jam consumption expectations

17 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The National Union of Hymenoptera (NUH) has today announced that its wasp members will begin an indefinite work-to-rule from Monday 4th August, citing what it describes as unrealistic performance targets…

Science

Britain’s Nuclear Fusion Reactor Achieves Breakthrough After Scientists Remember to Plug It In Properly

16 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

The UK’s flagship fusion energy project has achieved a significant milestone this week after researchers at the Culham Centre for Fusion Energy discovered that several critical components had not been…

Environment

Britain’s recycling bins to be fitted with CCTV after government admits it has no idea what happens to plastic after collection

15 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced that all household recycling bins across England will be fitted with surveillance cameras by April 2025, following what officials described…

Technology

Man Who Spent £89 on ‘Smart’ Bin Now Receives Passive-Aggressive Notifications About His Lifestyle Choices

15 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Manchester man is being subjected to daily wellness advice from his own rubbish bin after connecting it to an app he has used exactly twice. Tom Fletcher, 34, purchased…

Politics

Starmer announces new taskforce to determine what a taskforce actually does

13 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Prime Minister has established a sixteen-member taskforce charged with determining the precise function, scope, and deliverables of governmental taskforces, following what Downing Street described as “mounting uncertainty” about whether…

Cyber Security

IT department confirms password must now include at least three extinct species and a reference to Leviticus

10 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

Employees at Midlands-based insurance firm Steadfast Solutions were informed on Monday that the company’s password requirements have been updated to include mandatory references to at least three extinct species, one…

Animals

Britain’s squirrels to be reclassified as ‘economically inactive’ in new ONS figures

10 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that approximately 2.7 million squirrels across England, Scotland and Wales will be reclassified as economically inactive in quarterly labour market figures beginning this…

Science

UK’s Last Remaining Physics PhD Student Officially Declared National Treasure

9 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology has granted Grade I listed status to Thomas Whitmore, 26, the only person currently enrolled in a physics PhD programme in the United…

Environment

Britain’s rivers now so polluted they qualify as renewable energy source, says water company

8 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

Thames Valley Water has announced that its ongoing commitment to depositing untreated sewage into local waterways has successfully transformed the River Kennet into what it describes as a ‘pioneering bioenergy…

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IT department confirms they definitely won’t mention that breach from 2024 unless specifically asked

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Britain’s Nuclear Fusion Reactor Achieves Breakthrough After Scientists Remember to Plug It In Properly

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