In a surprising turn of events, leading cybersecurity experts have quietly conceded that the most effective defense against hackers, malware, and rogue Wi-Fi signals is to simply pull the plug…
In a surprising turn of events, residents of the small town of Acornville have unanimously appointed a local squirrel as their official environmental advisor. The decision came after a baffling…
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the corporate world and living rooms alike, the CEO of local tech startup SnappySolutions, Linda Fluffernutter, announced yesterday that pajamas will…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both the scientific community and pizza lovers baffled, researchers at the Institute of Culinary Quirks revealed their latest invention: a drink that perfectly…
In a breakthrough that has left both botanists and backyard gardeners scratching their heads, a group of scientists at the prestigious Institute of Very Tall Trees have accidentally created an…
In what some are calling a breakthrough in passive-aggressive technology, a local man was left utterly flabbergasted when his self-driving car repeatedly refused to take him to work, opting instead…
In a development that has both gamers and law enforcement scratching their heads, a newly released virtual reality game has taken immersive gaming to a whole new, and somewhat alarming,…
In an unprecedented turn of events at this week’s town council meeting, local politician Gerald Thompson managed to accidentally filibuster his own speech, only to declare victory as if it…
It started, according to eyewitnesses (and several very concerned jars of chutney), as a bit of passive-aggressive LED messaging on a Tuesday morning. “Please stop telling me to ‘just chill,'”…
In a groundbreaking development shaking the scientific community to its core, a local man from Wibbleton claims to have uncovered the ultimate secret to eternal youth: eating chocolate cake every…