A Nottingham man is tonight questioning every decision that led him to a Nando’s booth, sweating through a chicken burger he actively doesn’t want to be eating, after ordering medium…
A Nottingham man has revealed that his journey towards a fully automated home has instead resulted in a domestic environment that requires more human intervention than a Victorian workhouse. Martin…
The information security team at Sentinel Financial Services has issued a carefully worded internal memo confirming that last year’s data breach, which may or may not have affected up to…
The National Union of Hymenoptera (NUH) has today announced that its wasp members will begin an indefinite work-to-rule from Monday 4th August, citing what it describes as unrealistic performance targets…
The UK’s flagship fusion energy project has achieved a significant milestone this week after researchers at the Culham Centre for Fusion Energy discovered that several critical components had not been…
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced that all household recycling bins across England will be fitted with surveillance cameras by April 2025, following what officials described…
A Manchester man is being subjected to daily wellness advice from his own rubbish bin after connecting it to an app he has used exactly twice. Tom Fletcher, 34, purchased…
The Prime Minister has established a sixteen-member taskforce charged with determining the precise function, scope, and deliverables of governmental taskforces, following what Downing Street described as “mounting uncertainty” about whether…
Employees at Midlands-based insurance firm Steadfast Solutions were informed on Monday that the company’s password requirements have been updated to include mandatory references to at least three extinct species, one…
The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that approximately 2.7 million squirrels across England, Scotland and Wales will be reclassified as economically inactive in quarterly labour market figures beginning this…
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