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UK’s last remaining hedgerow confirmed to be ‘under review’ for housing development

22 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The United Kingdom’s final surviving hedgerow, a modest stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn measuring approximately fourteen metres in length, has been officially classified as ‘under review’ by North Wessex District…

Technology

Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Bathroom Light On

22 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Chelmsford man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months is still required to physically walk three metres to operate his bathroom light switch.…

Politics

MPs to trial new ‘honest answers’ system in Prime Minister’s Questions for one week to measure impact on public trust

20 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The House of Commons will implement a pilot scheme next Wednesday requiring members to provide direct answers to questions during Prime Minister’s Questions, parliamentary authorities have confirmed. The initiative, which…

Food and Drink

Man who ‘doesn’t really like spice’ orders Nando’s medium for third date, regrets everything

19 April 2026 James Whitford No Comments

A Nottingham man is tonight questioning every decision that led him to a Nando’s booth, sweating through a chicken burger he actively doesn’t want to be eating, after ordering medium…

Technology

Man Who Spent £8,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Three Tablets and a Degree in Computer Science to Turn on Kitchen Lights

19 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Nottingham man has revealed that his journey towards a fully automated home has instead resulted in a domestic environment that requires more human intervention than a Victorian workhouse. Martin…

Cyber Security

IT department confirms they definitely won’t mention that breach from 2024 unless specifically asked

17 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The information security team at Sentinel Financial Services has issued a carefully worded internal memo confirming that last year’s data breach, which may or may not have affected up to…

Animals

British wasps announce industrial action over ‘unsustainable’ jam consumption expectations

17 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The National Union of Hymenoptera (NUH) has today announced that its wasp members will begin an indefinite work-to-rule from Monday 4th August, citing what it describes as unrealistic performance targets…

Science

Britain’s Nuclear Fusion Reactor Achieves Breakthrough After Scientists Remember to Plug It In Properly

16 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

The UK’s flagship fusion energy project has achieved a significant milestone this week after researchers at the Culham Centre for Fusion Energy discovered that several critical components had not been…

Environment

Britain’s recycling bins to be fitted with CCTV after government admits it has no idea what happens to plastic after collection

15 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced that all household recycling bins across England will be fitted with surveillance cameras by April 2025, following what officials described…

Technology

Man Who Spent £89 on ‘Smart’ Bin Now Receives Passive-Aggressive Notifications About His Lifestyle Choices

15 April 2026 Sarah Kelsey No Comments

A Manchester man is being subjected to daily wellness advice from his own rubbish bin after connecting it to an app he has used exactly twice. Tom Fletcher, 34, purchased…

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UK’s last remaining hedgerow confirmed to be ‘under review’ for housing development

22 April 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments
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MPs to trial new ‘honest answers’ system in Prime Minister’s Questions for one week to measure impact on public trust

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