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Britain’s rewilded beavers now unionised, demanding better streams and dental
Beavers reintroduced to British waterways as part of the government’s rewilding initiative have formally unionised and submitted a list of demands to…
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UK’s last remaining hedgerow to be replaced with biodiversity offsetting credit stored on server in Slough
The final intact hedgerow in England, a 400-metre stretch of hawthorn and blackthorn along the B4309 near Market Harborough, is to be…
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Water company celebrates 18 consecutive months of investment in finding new ways to describe raw sewage
Thames Valley Water Ltd announced today that it has successfully completed the eighteenth month of its landmark Terminology Enhancement Programme, a comprehensive…
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Man who hasn’t recycled since 2019 confident his Ecosia searches are offsetting everything
A Wolverhampton man who has not successfully recycled a single item in four years remains convinced that his use of the search…
Nation’s recycling bins to be collected fortnightly, sorted never
Local authorities across England have confirmed that household recycling bins will continue to be collected every two weeks, allowing ample time for…
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UK’s last remaining countryside confirmed as ‘ideal location for solar farm and battery storage facility’
Energy company Meridian Power Solutions has identified a 47-acre plot of unspoilt countryside in North Yorkshire as the perfect site for a…
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UK’s last coal-fired power station to reopen as ‘heritage experience’ offering authentic Victorian lung conditions
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ratcliffe-on-Soar Power Station, which closed in September 2024 after 57 years of service as Britain’s final coal-fired generator, is…
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Britain’s rewilding projects now just abandoned garden centres with feral staff
Conservation groups have admitted that a significant number of the UK’s flagship rewilding sites have become functionally indistinguishable from garden centres that…
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Britain’s last remaining environmental officer discovers job now entirely admin for planning applications he’ll be overruled on
Martin Heswell sits in what was once the Environmental Protection Department at Brackley District Council, a title still visible on the door…
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Britain’s rewilding projects now just ‘slightly less tidy bits of National Trust car parks’
A comprehensive survey of Britain’s rewilding initiatives has confirmed that the overwhelming majority now consist of approximately forty square metres of unmown…