Britain’s last remaining Toby Carvery to rebrand as Mediterranean small plates restaurant
The nation’s final Toby Carvery, located in a retail park outside Swindon, has announced it will close its doors forever this month…
Food and Drink
British tourists returning from Spain demand UK pubs install ice cube rationing system to ‘feel more at home’
Thousands of British holidaymakers have returned from their fortnight in Benidorm with a surprising new demand: they want UK pubs to dramatically…
Marks & Spencer launches ‘Dine In For Two For £12 (Plus £47 Worth of Impulse Purchases)’ meal deal
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most transparent meal deal promotion to date, acknowledging what British shoppers have…
Food and Drink
Britain’s beer gardens to remain empty until 2027 as nation waits for warm day that doesn’t clash with existing plans
The UK’s 40,000 beer gardens are expected to sit largely vacant for the next three years after meteorologists confirmed that every forecast…
Food and Drink
Craft beer brewery to close after running out of things to put in beer
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hackney-based craft brewery The Fermented Algorithm has announced it will cease trading next month after exhausting the entire list…
Food and Drink
M&S Launches ‘Summer Body’ Colin the Caterpillar with 40% Less Filling
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most body-positive initiative yet: a limited edition ‘Summer Body’ Colin the Caterpillar…
Food and Drink
Michelin-starred restaurant extends ‘no phones’ policy to chefs forgetting what they’re cooking
A two-Michelin-starred restaurant in Mayfair has announced that its widely praised ban on customer mobile phones will now extend to the kitchen,…
Britain’s pubs to begin charging ‘sunlight tax’ as June beer gardens actually usable for third consecutive day
Pubs across Britain have announced a new “sunlight surcharge” following the unprecedented third consecutive day of weather that didn’t require a full…
Food and Drink
Gastropubs Legally Required to Offer Minimum One ‘Nduja Dish Under New Regulations
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced sweeping new legislation requiring all establishments identifying as gastropubs to feature at…
Automotive
Nation’s electric car owners celebrate fifth anniversary of still not knowing which rapid charger will actually work today
Electric vehicle drivers across Britain are today marking a half-decade of absolute chaos, commemorating five full years of downloading apps they’ll use…