Man Who Spent £89 on ‘Smart’ Bin Now Receives Passive-Aggressive Notifications About His Lifestyle Choices
A Manchester man is being subjected to daily wellness advice from his own rubbish bin after connecting it to an app he…
Starmer announces new taskforce to determine what a taskforce actually does
The Prime Minister has established a sixteen-member taskforce charged with determining the precise function, scope, and deliverables of governmental taskforces, following what…
Cyber Security
IT department confirms password must now include at least three extinct species and a reference to Leviticus
Employees at Midlands-based insurance firm Steadfast Solutions were informed on Monday that the company’s password requirements have been updated to include mandatory…
Animals
Britain’s squirrels to be reclassified as ‘economically inactive’ in new ONS figures
The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that approximately 2.7 million squirrels across England, Scotland and Wales will be reclassified as economically…
UK’s Last Remaining Physics PhD Student Officially Declared National Treasure
The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology has granted Grade I listed status to Thomas Whitmore, 26, the only person currently enrolled…
Technology
Man Who Spent £3,000 on Apple Vision Pro 2 Unable to Explain What He Uses It For
James Thornton, 34, sits in his Guildford living room surrounded by the boxes his Apple Vision Pro 2 came in. He has…
Lib Dems claim credit for Budget measures they opposed six weeks ago
The Liberal Democrats have issued a press release celebrating their instrumental role in securing three key Budget measures which the party described…
Food and Drink
Britain’s gastropubs now legally required to have at least one thing with ‘confit’ in the name
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has today announced sweeping new legislation requiring all gastropubs in England and Wales to…
Technology
Man Who Spent £89 on Smart Kettle Now Locked Out Until He Updates His Water Preferences
A Nottingham man has been unable to make tea for three days after his smart kettle refused to boil water without an…
Cyber Security
IT security team forced to explain what a password is for eighth consecutive Monday
The IT security department at Berkshire-based logistics firm Hargreaves & Sons has this morning completed its eighth consecutive Monday morning session explaining…