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Britain’s First Astronaut to Mars Spends Entire Journey Apologising to ESA Controller for Taking Up Space

Major Timothy Aldridge, Britain’s first astronaut bound for Mars, has spent the initial 47 days of his seven-month journey issuing a continuous…

Sarah Kelsey · 24 March 2026

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