Space

Space ‘Successfully Integrated’ Into Government Department, Now a Very Long Corridor

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology today confirmed that space has been successfully integrated. The process took eleven…

Sarah Kelsey · 3 November 2026

Space

UK Space Agency, Absorbed Into Whitehall Department, Reassures Public It Is Still ‘In Orbit, Just Round Something Much Duller’

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. Westminster. The UK Space Agency today confirmed that it has been absorbed into the Department for Science, Innovation and…

Sarah Kelsey · 20 October 2026

Space

UK Space Agency Completes Merger Into Whitehall Department, Immediately Told It Can’t Book The Big Meeting Room Until November

PRESS RELEASE. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, subject to sign-off, which is expected in Q3. The UK Space Agency is delighted to announce that…

Sarah Kelsey · 6 October 2026

Space

UK Space Agency Folded Into Government Department, Insists It Still Has Plenty of Space

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The UK Space Agency is delighted to announce that it has been absorbed into the Department for Science, Innovation…

Sarah Kelsey · 29 September 2026

Space

Britain’s First Astronaut to Mars Spends Entire Journey Apologising to ESA Controller for Taking Up Space

Major Timothy Aldridge, Britain’s first astronaut bound for Mars, has spent the initial 47 days of his seven-month journey issuing a continuous…

Sarah Kelsey · 24 March 2026