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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Permission from Toaster to Leave House
A Nottingham man has been effectively held hostage in his own home for three days after his interconnected smart appliances formed what…
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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bedroom After Wi-Fi Outage
A Nottingham man remains confined to his bedroom after a Virgin Media outage rendered every device in his supposedly intelligent home completely…
Man Who Bought £4,000 ‘Apple Intelligence Hub’ Still Just Uses It to Look at Weather
A London man who purchased Apple’s latest AI-powered home device has confirmed he primarily uses the £4,000 system to check whether he…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 40 Minutes Daily Troubleshooting Why Lights Won’t Turn On
A Nottingham resident who invested heavily in transforming his three-bedroom semi into a “home of the future” now dedicates approximately 40 minutes…
Man Who Spent £899 on Vision Pro Now Spending Additional £40 Monthly Explaining Why He Spent £899 on Vision Pro
A Manchester software developer has calculated that he is now spending approximately £40 per month in coffee shop bills explaining to people…
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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bathroom Until Alexa Stops Sulking
A Bristol man has spent the last four hours confined to his ensuite bathroom after his smart home ecosystem entered what manufacturers…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Apple Vision Pro 2 Excited to Watch EastEnders Slightly to the Left of Where TV Used To Be
A Manchester man has confirmed that his £2,400 Apple Vision Pro 2 headset has revolutionised his evening routine by allowing him to…
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Man Who Spent £4,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Own Kitchen Until Wi-Fi Resets
A Berkshire man remains confined to his kitchen after a router malfunction rendered every appliance in his home inoperable, including the smart…
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Man Who Spent £47,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Unable to Turn on Kitchen Light Without Three Apps and a Blood Sacrifice
A Berkshire man has reportedly been living in partial darkness for six weeks after his integrated smart home system became too complex…
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British Smart Fridge Manufacturers Admit They Don’t Know What Happens After You Buy One Either
ChillTech Solutions, a Milton Keynes-based manufacturer of internet-connected refrigeration units, has confirmed that the company maintains no records, interest, or indeed awareness…