Sunak announces he’s finally worked out what went wrong in 2024 election
Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has revealed that after fourteen months of careful reflection, detailed analysis of polling data, and several long…
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Government creates new Department for Departments to oversee all the other departments created to oversee departments
The Cabinet Office has announced the formation of a Department for Departmental Oversight, a new body tasked with monitoring the performance of…
Starmer announces new ministerial reshuffle based entirely on who remembered to mute themselves during Cabinet Zoom
The Prime Minister has confirmed a significant Cabinet reshuffle this morning, with promotion decisions based exclusively on which ministers demonstrated a functional…
Starmer announces new ministerial position of Chief Excuse Officer following fourth policy U-turn this month
The government has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position to manage the increasingly complex process of explaining why policies announced…
Starmer announces new ministerial post of Secretary of State for Saying It’s All The Last Lot’s Fault
The Prime Minister has confirmed the creation of a dedicated Cabinet-level position responsible for attributing all current difficulties to the previous administration,…
MPs to trial new ‘honest answers’ system in Prime Minister’s Questions for one week to measure impact on public trust
The House of Commons will implement a pilot scheme next Wednesday requiring members to provide direct answers to questions during Prime Minister’s…
Starmer announces new taskforce to determine what a taskforce actually does
The Prime Minister has established a sixteen-member taskforce charged with determining the precise function, scope, and deliverables of governmental taskforces, following what…
Lib Dems claim credit for Budget measures they opposed six weeks ago
The Liberal Democrats have issued a press release celebrating their instrumental role in securing three key Budget measures which the party described…
Starmer confirms he’s perfectly happy to wait until 2029 to have any actual policies
The Prime Minister has reassured the nation that there is absolutely no rush to implement any of the housing reforms, NHS improvements,…
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MP who spent £127,000 on second home ‘couldn’t possibly be expected to commute’ from 43 miles away
A Conservative backbencher has defended claiming £127,000 in expenses for a second home in London by explaining that the 43-mile journey from…