Business
Man Who Hates His Job Holds It Tighter After Reading One Article About the Job Market
Keith Warrender, 51, has held the same role for eleven years, a position he describes as “fine” in the tone most people…
Business
Fringe event attended by 400 people, all of whom are due to speak at a different fringe event
A fringe event on housing delivery held in the Marlowe Suite of the Harbourside Hotel on Tuesday afternoon was attended by 400…
Food and Drink
Man Who Just Wanted a Normal Yoghurt Gently Escorted From Chilled Aisle After Failing to Find One With Fewer Than 25g of Protein
Colin Hartley, 47, a facilities coordinator from Swindon, entered the chilled aisle of his local supermarket at 6.40pm on Tuesday with a…
Health & Beauty
I Have Eaten 190g of Protein Today and I Can Now Hear Colours: A Column by a Man Holding a Yoghurt He Describes as ‘Basically Steak’
It is 11.40am and I have had 94g of protein. The yoghurt in my hand has 20g. It is a yoghurt in…
Automotive
Treasury Reminds Electric Car Drivers That 3p-a-Mile Charge Will Also Cover Every Mile Spent Circling a Car Park Looking for a Charger, and ‘Possibly the Ones You Just Imagined’
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE HM Treasury is thrilled, genuinely thrilled, to confirm that the pay-per-mile charge for electric vehicles (3p a mile, due…
Ransomware Gang Issues Customer Notice Over UK Payment Ban: ‘We Appreciate Your Continued Non-Payment’
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: SERVICE UPDATE FOR ALL VALUED VICTIMS Lovely Little Encryptions Ltd today wrote to its client base, which did not…
Animals
OPINION: I Spent Five Years Holding This Household Together From the Sofa, and Now They Want Me to Welcome Hybrid Working
I have been in this role for five years, and in that time nobody has once asked for my input on anything.…
Science
Nine Ways To Look Casual While Waiting For A Stockholm Phone Call That Is Not Coming: A Guide For Britain’s Overlooked Scientists
The Nobel announcements begin next week, starting with Physiology or Medicine. Somewhere in Britain, a professor has already ironed a shirt. Here…
Environment
Firm So Committed To Sustainability It Has Stopped Mentioning It Entirely
Trundlewick Group, a mid-sized firm with roughly 900 employees and a car park internally described as ‘adequate’, confirmed on Tuesday that its…
Technology
Landline switch-off: Nine things you’ll need to replace, including the hallway table, the tiny pencil on a string, and the one person who still rings you
The UK’s old analogue phone network is being retired, with households moving over to internet-based calling by January 2027. The handset will…