Business
British worker who checked email on holiday now legally considered to have never left office
A marketing coordinator from Swindon has been informed that her two-week holiday to the Algarve will not count towards her annual leave…
Business
British worker discovers they’ve been attending meetings that could have been emails for 847 consecutive days
A project coordinator from Swindon has completed a comprehensive analysis revealing that every single meeting she has attended since returning to the…
Food and Drink
UK’s Last Wetherspoons Curry Club Members Granted Protected Heritage Status by English Heritage
English Heritage has announced that the remaining 47 dedicated Wetherspoons Curry Club members will be granted protected status, recognising them as a…
Man Who Spent £4,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bathroom After Wi-Fi Outage
A Bristol man has been stuck in his bathroom for six hours after a Virgin Media outage rendered every internet-connected device in…
UK’s Last Remaining Petrol Station Applies for Heritage Site Status
The final petrol station in the United Kingdom has formally applied for Grade I listed status, with preservationists arguing that the Texaco…
Man Who Spent £847 on Collagen Supplements Still Looks Like He’s Been Stored in Tupperware Since 2003
A Nottingham man who has invested £847 in collagen supplements over the past eleven months continues to possess the facial elasticity of…
Manchester firm’s entire cybersecurity budget spent on posters reminding staff not to click suspicious links
A Manchester-based financial services company has confirmed that its complete annual cybersecurity budget of £8,400 was allocated to producing laminated posters asking…
British seagulls demand union recognition after 18-month dispute over chip access rights
The National Union of Coastal Gulls has formally requested recognition from the Trades Union Congress following an eighteen-month dispute over what it…
Man Who Spent £800 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 3 Hours Weekly Rebooting Router
A Bristol man who invested eight hundred pounds in smart home technology to save time now dedicates between two and four hours…
Gaming
Gamer who spent £400 on replica Master Sword admits he just uses it to point at the TV when arguing with VAR decisions
A Nottingham man who purchased a screen-accurate replica of Link’s Master Sword from The Legend of Zelda has confirmed that its primary…