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Man Who Refused Smart Home Devices Now Spends 6 Hours Daily Managing Smart Home Devices
A Nottingham man who spent years refusing to install smart home technology on principle now dedicates approximately six hours per day to…
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Apple announces new charging cable will only work with devices purchased on Tuesdays
Apple has unveiled its latest Lightning cable variant, the Lightning Pro Temporal Edition, which will exclusively charge iPhones and iPads purchased on…
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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 40 Minutes Daily Troubleshooting Why Kitchen Thinks It’s Tuesday
A software developer from Bristol has confirmed that his investment in seventeen smart home devices has successfully transformed him into an unpaid…
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Man Who Still Uses Same Password From 2009 Declared National Treasure by GCHQ
GCHQ has awarded its inaugural Cybersecurity Excellence Medal to Keith Barlow, a 52-year-old insurance adjuster from Stevenage who has used the password…
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Man Who Spent £3,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Permission from Kitchen to Make Tea
A Manchester man has reportedly not enjoyed a cup of tea in his own home for six days after his smart kettle…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Permission from Toaster to Leave House
A Nottingham man has been effectively held hostage in his own home for three days after his interconnected smart appliances formed what…
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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bedroom After Wi-Fi Outage
A Nottingham man remains confined to his bedroom after a Virgin Media outage rendered every device in his supposedly intelligent home completely…
Man Who Bought £4,000 ‘Apple Intelligence Hub’ Still Just Uses It to Look at Weather
A London man who purchased Apple’s latest AI-powered home device has confirmed he primarily uses the £4,000 system to check whether he…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 40 Minutes Daily Troubleshooting Why Lights Won’t Turn On
A Nottingham resident who invested heavily in transforming his three-bedroom semi into a “home of the future” now dedicates approximately 40 minutes…
Man Who Spent £899 on Vision Pro Now Spending Additional £40 Monthly Explaining Why He Spent £899 on Vision Pro
A Manchester software developer has calculated that he is now spending approximately £40 per month in coffee shop bills explaining to people…