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Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bathroom Until Alexa Stops Sulking
A Bristol man has spent the last four hours confined to his ensuite bathroom after his smart home ecosystem entered what manufacturers…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Apple Vision Pro 2 Excited to Watch EastEnders Slightly to the Left of Where TV Used To Be
A Manchester man has confirmed that his £2,400 Apple Vision Pro 2 headset has revolutionised his evening routine by allowing him to…
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Man Who Spent £4,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Own Kitchen Until Wi-Fi Resets
A Berkshire man remains confined to his kitchen after a router malfunction rendered every appliance in his home inoperable, including the smart…
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Man Who Spent £47,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Unable to Turn on Kitchen Light Without Three Apps and a Blood Sacrifice
A Berkshire man has reportedly been living in partial darkness for six weeks after his integrated smart home system became too complex…
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British Smart Fridge Manufacturers Admit They Don’t Know What Happens After You Buy One Either
ChillTech Solutions, a Milton Keynes-based manufacturer of internet-connected refrigeration units, has confirmed that the company maintains no records, interest, or indeed awareness…
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Man Who Spent £3,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends Most Evenings Apologising to Appliances
A Manchester resident has confirmed that his investment in home automation technology has successfully transformed his three-bedroom semi into a place where…
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Man Who Spent £899 on ‘Repairable’ Phone Now Has Collection of Tiny Screws He’ll Never Use Again
Tom Hargreaves, 34, has confirmed that his ethically sourced, modular smartphone is technically still under warranty, though he voided it somewhere around…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Bedroom Light Off
A Bristol man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months continues to physically walk to his…
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Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Still Has to Get Up to Turn Bathroom Light On
A Chelmsford man who has invested £2,400 in smart home technology over the past eighteen months is still required to physically walk…
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Man Who Spent £8,000 on Smart Home Devices Now Requires Three Tablets and a Degree in Computer Science to Turn on Kitchen Lights
A Nottingham man has revealed that his journey towards a fully automated home has instead resulted in a domestic environment that requires…