Scientists Confirm British Weather Now Officially ‘Taking the Piss’
The Met Office has published a paper concluding that UK weather patterns have moved beyond statistical anomaly into what researchers are calling…
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Britain’s Nuclear Fusion Reactor Achieves Breakthrough After Scientists Remember to Plug It In Properly
The UK’s flagship fusion energy project has achieved a significant milestone this week after researchers at the Culham Centre for Fusion Energy…
UK’s Last Remaining Physics PhD Student Officially Declared National Treasure
The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology has granted Grade I listed status to Thomas Whitmore, 26, the only person currently enrolled…
UK’s New Hydrogen-Powered Buses Achieve Remarkable 12-Metre Journey Before Requiring Infrastructure That Doesn’t Exist
The Department for Transport has celebrated the successful launch of Britain’s latest hydrogen bus fleet, which completed an impressive journey from the…
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British Scientists Confirm Nation’s Hedgehogs Now Too Anxious to Hibernate Properly Due to Doorbell Cameras
A three-year study by the University of Bristol has concluded that Britain’s hedgehog population is experiencing widespread sleep disruption caused by the…
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Scientists Confirm Most Expensive Particle Collider Ever Built Still Just Smashing Things Together to See What Happens
CERN has announced plans for a £17 billion particle collider that will, like its predecessors, operate on the principle of throwing very…
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Quantum Computer Solves Impossibly Complex Problem, Unfortunately It Was ‘What Should I Have for Lunch’
A quantum computer at the Advanced Computing Research Facility in Oxfordshire has successfully demonstrated quantum advantage by solving a problem beyond the…