Nation’s recycling bins to be collected fortnightly, sorted never
Local authorities across England have confirmed that household recycling bins will continue to be collected every two weeks, allowing ample time for…
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UK’s last remaining countryside confirmed as ‘ideal location for solar farm and battery storage facility’
Energy company Meridian Power Solutions has identified a 47-acre plot of unspoilt countryside in North Yorkshire as the perfect site for a…
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UK’s last coal-fired power station to reopen as ‘heritage experience’ offering authentic Victorian lung conditions
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ratcliffe-on-Soar Power Station, which closed in September 2024 after 57 years of service as Britain’s final coal-fired generator, is…
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Britain’s rewilding projects now just abandoned garden centres with feral staff
Conservation groups have admitted that a significant number of the UK’s flagship rewilding sites have become functionally indistinguishable from garden centres that…
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Britain’s last remaining environmental officer discovers job now entirely admin for planning applications he’ll be overruled on
Martin Heswell sits in what was once the Environmental Protection Department at Brackley District Council, a title still visible on the door…
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Britain’s rewilding projects now just ‘slightly less tidy bits of National Trust car parks’
A comprehensive survey of Britain’s rewilding initiatives has confirmed that the overwhelming majority now consist of approximately forty square metres of unmown…
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British Gas customer discovers heating bill would be cheaper if he just set fire to the North Sea
A chartered accountant from Stevenage has concluded, after what he describes as an entirely reasonable Saturday afternoon with a spreadsheet, that it…
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Man who flew to climate conference confirms he’s ‘part of the solution’ after offsetting via app he didn’t read terms of
A management consultant who travelled 4,200 miles to attend a three-day sustainability summit has described himself as part of the solution to…
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UK’s last remaining ancient wildflower meadow to become sustainable wildflower meadow car park
Developers have been granted permission to transform the country’s final surviving ancient wildflower meadow into a 340-space car park featuring what they…
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Man who bought diesel generator to charge electric car during power cuts wondering where it all went wrong
A Hertfordshire man who purchased a £3,200 diesel generator to ensure he could charge his electric vehicle during increasingly frequent power cuts…