Man who ordered ‘artisan sourdough’ at Wetherspoons finally released from hospital
A Nottingham man has been discharged from Queen’s Medical Centre after spending three weeks recovering from what doctors are describing as “severe…
Pret launches ‘Subscription Fatigue Subscription’ for customers too tired to remember which food services they’re paying £25 a month for
Pret A Manger has announced a new monthly subscription service designed specifically for customers who can no longer keep track of which…
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Britain’s pubs to start charging £2 ‘atmosphere supplement’ for groups who sit in silence staring at phones
The British Beer & Pub Association has announced a £2 per person ‘atmosphere supplement’ to be charged at participating establishments nationwide, effective…
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UK’s last remaining Wetherspoons carpet to be granted Grade II listed status
Historic England has announced plans to grant Grade II listed status to the final surviving original Wetherspoons carpet, a 23-year-old geometric monstrosity…
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British public mourns loss of ‘yellow sticker detective’ skills as dynamic pricing comes to supermarket shelves
The nation is in mourning this week following confirmation that major UK supermarkets will be rolling out electronic shelf labels, effectively ending…
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Costa introduces ‘Milk Alternatives Sommelier’ after customer spends 45 minutes choosing between oat options
A Costa Coffee in Clapham has become the first UK branch to employ a full-time Milk Alternatives Sommelier following an incident last…
Britain’s last remaining Toby Carvery to rebrand as Mediterranean small plates restaurant
The nation’s final Toby Carvery, located in a retail park outside Swindon, has announced it will close its doors forever this month…
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British tourists returning from Spain demand UK pubs install ice cube rationing system to ‘feel more at home’
Thousands of British holidaymakers have returned from their fortnight in Benidorm with a surprising new demand: they want UK pubs to dramatically…
Marks & Spencer launches ‘Dine In For Two For £12 (Plus £47 Worth of Impulse Purchases)’ meal deal
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Marks & Spencer has today unveiled its most transparent meal deal promotion to date, acknowledging what British shoppers have…
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Britain’s beer gardens to remain empty until 2027 as nation waits for warm day that doesn’t clash with existing plans
The UK’s 40,000 beer gardens are expected to sit largely vacant for the next three years after meteorologists confirmed that every forecast…