Technology
Man Who Spent £1,200 on Smart Home Devices Now Trapped in Bedroom After Wi-Fi Outage
A Nottingham man remains confined to his bedroom after a Virgin Media outage rendered every device in his supposedly intelligent home completely…
Technology
Cyber Security
IT security manager spends entire morning explaining what ‘phishing’ is to same director who fell for obvious scam in 2019, 2021, and last Tuesday
Graham Pelham, IT security manager at Harrogate-based logistics firm Westbridge Solutions, has confirmed that he spent the entirety of Thursday morning re-explaining…
Animals
British seagulls announce industrial action over declining fish and chip shop waste
The National Union of Gulls and Allied Coastal Workers has today announced a programme of coordinated industrial action following what it describes…
Science
Scientists Confirm They’ve Been Pronouncing ‘Quinoa’ Wrong This Whole Time, Entire Field of Nutrition in Crisis
The nutritional science community has been thrown into disarray following the revelation that quinoa, the grain-like seed championed by health-conscious professionals since…
Environment
Man who flew to climate conference confirms he’s ‘part of the solution’ after offsetting via app he didn’t read terms of
A management consultant who travelled 4,200 miles to attend a three-day sustainability summit has described himself as part of the solution to…
Man Who Bought £4,000 ‘Apple Intelligence Hub’ Still Just Uses It to Look at Weather
A London man who purchased Apple’s latest AI-powered home device has confirmed he primarily uses the £4,000 system to check whether he…
Sunak announces he’s finally worked out what went wrong in 2024 election
Former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has revealed that after fourteen months of careful reflection, detailed analysis of polling data, and several long…
Food and Drink
Gastropubs Legally Required to Offer Minimum One ‘Nduja Dish Under New Regulations
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced sweeping new legislation requiring all establishments identifying as gastropubs to feature at…
Technology
Man Who Spent £2,400 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 40 Minutes Daily Troubleshooting Why Lights Won’t Turn On
A Nottingham resident who invested heavily in transforming his three-bedroom semi into a “home of the future” now dedicates approximately 40 minutes…
IT department celebrates successful phishing test by forwarding results to entire company in insecure spreadsheet
The Information Security team at logistics firm Hargreaves Distribution has marked the successful completion of its quarterly phishing awareness test by immediately…