In an unprecedented revelation that is sending ripples through both the scientific community and Wi-Fi-dependent coffee shop enthusiasts, a group of researchers from the prestigious Totally Legit Institute (TLI) have…
In a groundbreaking move that is sending shockwaves across Silicon Valley and causing existential crises for hackers worldwide, a consortium of the world’s top tech gurus have announced a revolutionary…
In a groundbreaking development that defies all logic and yet makes perfect sense, electric car manufacturers have unveiled what can only be described as the feline feature of the future:…
In an unprecedented twist of technological irony, the gaming community has found a novel method to outsource their fitness routines: walking on virtual reality treadmills while remaining steadfastly stationary in…
In an unexpected twist of irony, a group of highly skilled hackers has been left red-faced after discovering that their own network’s security was as flimsy as the code behind…
In what will undoubtedly go down as the most memorable moment in the history of the Littleville Annual Fun Run, the town’s well-loved mascot, Fuzzy the Squirrel, found himself unexpectedly…
In a groundbreaking move by the leading self-driving car company, DriveSafeForever, their latest software update has revolutionized vehicular safety by instructing autonomous vehicles to avoid roads entirely. After years of…
In a groundbreaking development set to revolutionize bedtime routines and breakfast table conversations, a team of visionary scientists at the illustrious Institute of Improbable Inventions has unveiled the latest in…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat irritating development, scientists from the Institute of Unnecessary Innovations have announced the discovery of a new element that seems to have no purpose other than…
In an exclusive revelation that could only be uncovered by a blog with a finely tuned nose for nonsense, it has come to light that our planet’s richest penguins—yes, apparently…