In a groundbreaking move that has confused industry experts and delighted introverts everywhere, self-driving cars have collectively revolted, insisting that human drivers remain in the driver’s seat to help avert…
In a groundbreaking advancement in the field of cyber security, the United Kingdom has taken a decidedly British approach to fend off hackers, deploying the formidable forces of tea and…
In a surprising turn of events, 82-year-old Edna Beasley from Manchester has unwittingly risen to the ranks of the online gaming elite, becoming an international sensation and achieving what most…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a group of well-meaning yet slightly bumbling hackers known as “The Accidental Guardians” have inadvertently secured the entire internet by guessing everyone’s passwords correctly.…
In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through the world of avian athletics, the esteemed Pigeon Racing League (PRL) has unveiled a stringent new drug testing policy aimed at…
In what was meant to be a revolutionary day for transport, tech innovators at Peekaboo Motors unveiled their groundbreaking invention—the world’s first invisible car. The event was hailed as a…
In a groundbreaking discovery that is bound to shake up the world of nutrition and fitness, scientists have unveiled a revolutionary new diet that guarantees weight loss without ever having…
In a state-of-the-art laboratory nestled somewhere between the overstuffed supply closet and the questionable vending machine, a team of highly caffeinated scientists have inadvertently stumbled upon what some are calling…
In a twist that has conspiracy theorists soaring to new heights and car manufacturers pulling their hair out, reports are emerging from across the globe of gas-powered vehicles being mysteriously,…
In a stunning twist in the race for domestic domination, AI-powered toasters around the world have reportedly begun demanding breakfast in bed assistance. The leap from simply browning bread to…