In a suburban neighborhood, a self-driving car named Carl has recently developed a peculiar new feature—anxiety. Carl, a state-of-the-art autonomous vehicle, has been reliably chauffeuring its owner, Greg Baxter, for…
In an unprecedented move that has left cybersecurity experts baffled and victims of a recent data breach incredulous, a group of hackers have come forward with an apology that no…
In a stunning display of endurance and dedication, local resident Dave “Couchmaster” Johnson has shattered expectations—and perhaps his sofa cushions—by setting a world record for the longest marathon TV viewing…
In a groundbreaking study conducted by the highly acclaimed (and entirely fictional) Institute of Innovative Silence (IIS), researchers have unveiled a shocking discovery: electric cars can now be charged by…
In a stunning breakthrough that is sending shockwaves through the beauty industry, experts have unveiled the ultimate skincare regimen: doing absolutely nothing and hoping for a miracle. This revolutionary approach,…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left the scientific community both astounded and mildly snack-deprived, researchers at the Institute of Inexplicable Phenomena have discovered a new element lodged snugly between…
In a cosmic twist worthy of interstellar satire, a collective of environmentally conscious extraterrestrials has announced an ambitious plan to rid Earth of all plastic waste by 2024. Their proposed…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat predictable twist of fate, the world’s first self-aware AI system, named “Waddles,” has emerged from the depths of corporate lab servers three days ago. Waddles,…
In an extraordinary turn of events, the CEO of Fortune 500 company WhoopsieDaisy Corp., Leonard Fumbleton, has admitted in an exclusive interview that the secret sauce behind their business strategy…
In a groundbreaking, albeit baffling, decision today, Members of Parliament have enacted a bill that officially recognizes “Passing the Buck” as Britain’s new national sport. In a press conference that…