Parliament Debates If Debating Is Really Just a Waste of Time
In a twist that could only happen in the hallowed halls of the British Parliament, Members of Parliament (MPs) gathered yesterday for a heated debate on whether debating itself is…
Sourdough Starter Gains Sentience and Forms Labor Union in Local Bakery
In a twist that has left the culinary world both amused and concerned, a sourdough starter at Yeast of Eden Bakery in a small town in West Yorkshire has reportedly…
Untrained Goldfish Stuns Audience by Winning Underwater Synchronised Swimming Championship
It was an ordinary Tuesday at the Annual Underwater Synchronised Swimming Championship, or so everyone thought. Enthusiastic spectators filled the stands, expecting to witness the usual graceful maneuvers of well-trained…
Aliens Demand Official Apology After Earthlings Mess Up the Milky Way’s Orbit with Excessive Space Junk
An intergalactic diplomatic incident has erupted as a coalition of alien species has sent a strongly worded message demanding an official apology from Earth. The grievance? Humans have apparently disrupted…
Global Warming Caused by Secret Underwater Turtle Jazz Festivals, Experts Claim
In a shocking twist that has left climate scientists baffled and marine biologists tuning their saxophones, a group of experts has revealed that global warming might not be solely humanity’s…
Scientists Develop Self-Driving Car That Only Drives To The Gym But Never Actually Works Out
In a groundbreaking development that has left both the automotive and fitness industries scratching their heads, scientists from the Institute of Goal-Setting Procrastination (IGSP) have unveiled their latest creation: a…
Mysterious Glitch Causes Gamers to Spend More Time Reading Terms and Conditions Than Playing
In an unexpected twist of gaming fate, players worldwide are setting aside their virtual weapons and steering wheels to embrace a new pastime: profoundly contemplating the Terms and Conditions of…
AI-Powered Toasters: The Newest Threat to Your Wi-Fi Password
In a world where technology is getting smarter and humans are arguably getting lazier, it’s no surprise that even our kitchen appliances have started demanding Wi-Fi access. But there’s one…
Hackers Demand Ransom in NFTs After Successfully Phishing Passwords from Fortune 500 CEOs
In an unprecedented turn of events, a notorious group of hackers known only as “The CryptoComedians” have sent ripples of panic through the corporate world by successfully phishing passwords from…
World’s Slowest Marathon Finally Concludes as Last Runner Crosses Finish Line After Five-Year Journey
In an extraordinary feat of endurance, patience, and a questionable sense of direction, the world’s most protracted marathon has finally concluded as the last participant triumphantly crossed the finish line…