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Starmer announces new ministerial position to explain what previous ministerial positions actually do

21 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Prime Minister has created a new Cabinet role dedicated to explaining the responsibilities of existing Cabinet roles, following widespread confusion among MPs, civil servants, and at least three people…

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Britain’s houseplants to be issued carbon credits after government admits they’ve been doing more than DEFRA

20 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced that the nation’s estimated 340 million houseplants will be enrolled in the UK Emissions Trading Scheme by autumn, following an…

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IT security team celebrates successful phishing test by sending congratulatory email immediately harvested by actual phishing attack

19 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

The Information Security team at Harrogate-based logistics firm Streamline Solutions has been placed on mandatory leave following last Wednesday’s incident, in which their celebratory email about a successful phishing simulation…

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Man who bought Tesla in 2021 now spending more on therapy than he saved on petrol

18 March 2026 Tom Ashworth No Comments

A Berkshire man who purchased a Tesla Model 3 in February 2021 has confirmed that his monthly therapy costs have now exceeded the cumulative savings he made by not buying…

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Man Who Spent £800 on Smart Home Devices Now Spends 3 Hours Weekly Rebooting Router

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Gamer who spent £400 on replica Master Sword admits he just uses it to point at the TV when arguing with VAR decisions

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Britain’s rewilded beavers formally request relocation to Scotland after accidentally visiting Slough

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