When Jeffrey Blundell signed up for what he thought would be a smooth ride in his shiny new self-driving car, he didn’t expect a full-on mystery tour that would rival…
In a stunning turn of events that has left both the gaming community and casual viewers utterly baffled, local gamer Dave Thompson achieved an “epic victory” after accidentally using his…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat eyebrow-raising campaign promise, local councillor Brenda Barkwell has announced plans to provide free Wi-Fi access specifically for dogs in the community. The initiative, dubbed “Pawsitive…
This week, an unprecedented coalition of household gadgets held their first national support group meeting, citing “emotional exhaustion and chronic overuse” as the main reasons for calling it “time out.”…
In a groundbreaking shift that has left suntan lotion companies scrambling for their lifeboats, the nation’s leading dermatologists have unanimously endorsed an entirely novel approach to achieving the coveted “ultimate…
In an unprecedented intergalactic showdown, a coalition of Martian influencers have banded together to demand equal advertising opportunities on the Red Planet. The so-called “Marsfluencers,” whose followers span across craters…
In an unexpected yet warmly welcomed move, the National Cybersecurity Centre (NCC) has officially declared the age-old advice of “turn it off and on again” as the ultimate defense against…
In a move that has left the community both bewildered and slightly amused, the trees of Oakwood Park have collectively formed a union and issued a formal demand for a…
In what can only be described as a corporate blunder turned unexpected triumph, the CEO of Midlands-based tech startup NoodleSoft accidentally boosted company profits after replacing all office chairs with…
In a bold move set to shake up the caffeine industry, Beans & Brews, a quirky local café known for its unconventional approach to coffee, has launched a new offering:…