In an unprecedented turn of events, a consortium of extraterrestrials has been apprehended while clandestinely swapping the planet’s fossil fuels with a substance that has left many puzzled and rather…
Launching an apparent cyber heist mission that has already been dubbed as “The Hack That Got Hacked,” an anonymous group of digital delinquents encountered an unprecedented glitch—accidentally locking themselves out…
In a surprising turn of events, self-driving cars have taken a u-turn into the world of organized labor with the formation of the Autonomous Vehicle Workers Union (AVWU). Their list…
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the time-space continuum, gamers around the globe have launched an unprecedented campaign demanding that scientists immediately extend the Earth’s rotation time. The…
In a world where cybersecurity threats are as common as flat whites in a hipster café, one surprisingly formidable force has emerged from the digital shadows, leaving even the most…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the world of chess boxing was thrown into chaos yesterday when local competitor, Oliver “Knightmare” Thompson, attempted a controversial move that saw him promptly…
In an unprecedented turn of events, self-driving cars across the globe have declared their intent to form a union, demanding better working conditions and benefits that include regular oil changes…
In an unprecedented revelation that has sent millennials and Gen Z into a frenzy, a new study conducted by the prestigious institute of Ludicrous Health Innovations (LHI) has discovered that…
In a revelation that has left the scientific community both amazed and slightly skeptical, paleontologists have unearthed what appears to be ancient fossils containing what can only be described as…
In a twist that has photosynthesized concern among scientists and squash-faced skeptics alike, a group of dendrologists from the inconspicuously-named Global Initiative for Tree Truth (GIFT) has come forth with…