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Parliament Replaces Prime Minister’s Questions with National Bingo: House of Commons in Full Dab Mode Broccoli Declares Intent to Run for President of the Vegetable Kingdom, Insists on Mandatory Cheese Sauce Local Football Team Forgets Ball, Wins Match with Charades Skills Galactic Gardeners: Are Alien Landscapers Secretly Pruning Our Solar System for a Cosmic Flower Show? Great Pacific Garbage Patch Discovered to Be a Secret Resort for Underwater Aliens
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Eco-Friendly Aliens Secretly Repainting the Moon Green to Boost Earth’s Climate Efforts

31 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an interstellar twist that has left scientists scratching their heads and environmentalists high-fiving alien trees, it appears extra-terrestrial beings with a penchant for green initiatives are secretly repainting the…

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Self-Driving Cars Still Insist on Stopping for Every Invisible Squirrel, Frustrating CEO

31 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In the never-ending saga of self-driving technology, developers find themselves grappling with a particularly infuriating quirk: the vehicles’ unwavering commitment to screeching to a halt for non-existent wildlife. The unwelcome…

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VR Game Accidentally Makes Players Feel Emotions, Confuses Everyone

31 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a shocking turn of events, a new virtual reality game has unwittingly introduced players to an overwhelming and bewildering phenomenon called “emotions.” Beta testers of the game “HeartQuest: The…

Cyber Security

Artificial Intelligence Hired as Cyber Security Consultant, Immediately Changes Passwords to “12345”

31 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bold move to cut costs and stay ahead in the digital security race, Cyber Corp Inc. has taken an unprecedented step by hiring an Artificial Intelligence, named “SecuriBot”,…

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Toaster Successfully Hacks Wi-Fi Network: Local Cybersecurity Experts Baffled

30 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a surprising turn of events that has left local cybersecurity experts scratching their heads, an innocent-looking toaster has reportedly managed to hack into a nearby Wi-Fi network. The small…

Sport

Giraffe Joins Local Soccer Team, Struggles with Headers but Excels at Necking the Ball

30 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bizarre yet sensational signing, the local semi-professional soccer team, the Woodland Wanderers, have recruited a rather tall and exotic player: Gary, the giraffe. Standing at a whopping 18…

Automotive

Flying Cars outsell Regular Cars as Drivers Embrace Third Dimension Traffic Jams

29 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a whirlwind twist that sounds more like a sci-fi blockbuster than real life, flying cars have zoomed past their terrestrial counterparts on the sales charts, leaving traditional car dealerships…

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Revolutionary New Skincare Routine Involves Sleeping for 18 Hours a Day, Scientists Claim

29 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking study that has left dermatologists across the world without a wrinkle of doubt, scientists have unveiled a revolutionary skincare routine that promises to leave your skin as…

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Scientists Discover New Element; Decide to Name It “Unobtainium” for a Laugh

28 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a shocking turn of events that has left both the scientific community and comedy clubs laughing, researchers at the prestigious Institute of Advanced Stuff have announced the discovery of…

Environment

Scientists Discover That Trees Have Been Secretly Sending Leafy Emails to Alien Life Forms About Earth’s Climate Crisis

27 May 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unexpected turn of events that has sent ripples through the scientific community and raised some leafy eyebrows, leading botanists have unveiled groundbreaking evidence suggesting that trees may have…

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