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Starmer announces new ministerial position to explain what previous ministerial positions actually do

The Prime Minister has created a new Cabinet role dedicated to explaining the responsibilities of existing Cabinet roles, following widespread confusion among…

Tom Ashworth · 21 March 2026
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