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Animals
The National Union of Domestic Felines has today issued a formal notice of dispute to approximately 10.9 million UK households, citing what…
Animals
Representatives from the UK Coastal Gull Consortium announced this morning that the nation’s seagulls will be pursuing a comprehensive business restructure following…
Animals
A coalition of coastal seagulls has filed a collective grievance with the Department for Work and Pensions, arguing that four decades of…
Animals
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Britain’s urban fox population has announced that it will be making remote working arrangements permanent following a successful three-year…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Just Eat Takeaway.com and the United Gull Collective announced today a strategic merger that will see Britain’s seagull population…
Animals
A grey squirrel employed in the grounds maintenance sector has formally requested a shift to flexible working hours in order to fulfil…
Animals
Dogs in the United Kingdom are now spending an average of 47 per cent of their designated exercise time sitting motionless on…
Animals
The National Union of Gulls and Allied Coastal Workers has today announced a programme of coordinated industrial action following what it describes…
Animals
A three-year-old springer spaniel employed in Heathrow’s security operations has formally requested a transfer to baggage handling after what colleagues describe as…
Animals
A hedgehog discovered in a Basingstoke garden has refused to commence slug control duties until the Home Office provides written confirmation that…