Animals
Squirrels vote to accept three-day week in exchange for guaranteed nut pension
The National Union of Grey Squirrels has announced that 73 per cent of its membership voted in favour of reducing the working…
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Urban fox completes rigorous ISO 27001 certification to legally access neighbourhood wheelie bins
A fox operating in the Wandsworth area has become the first member of its species to achieve full ISO 27001 accreditation, bringing…
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Edinburgh Zoo penguins demand hybrid working after discovering three years of unnecessary commuting to enclosure
A colony of king penguins at Edinburgh Zoo has formally requested hybrid working arrangements after realising they have been waddling to their…
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British wasps announce industrial action over ‘unsustainable’ jam consumption expectations
The National Union of Hymenoptera (NUH) has today announced that its wasp members will begin an indefinite work-to-rule from Monday 4th August,…
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Britain’s squirrels to be reclassified as ‘economically inactive’ in new ONS figures
The Office for National Statistics has confirmed that approximately 2.7 million squirrels across England, Scotland and Wales will be reclassified as economically…
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British wildlife formally requests transfer to EU after discovering post-Brexit habitat regulations ‘too vague to bother with’
A coalition of British fauna has submitted formal relocation requests to the European Union following what they describe as an unacceptable deterioration…
British seagulls demand union recognition after 18-month dispute over chip access rights
The National Union of Coastal Gulls has formally requested recognition from the Trades Union Congress following an eighteen-month dispute over what it…
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Britain’s hedgehogs demand flexible working arrangements after discovering they’re more productive at dawn
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The British Hedgehog Collective has formally submitted a request to the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs seeking…