Author

Tom Ashworth

Tom spent twelve years in regional newspapers before accepting that real news was already funnier than anything he could invent. A former deputy editor at the Shropshire Gazette, he now writes exclusively about things that haven't happened, which he finds considerably less stressful. He lives in the West Midlands with two cats who are deeply indifferent to his career. His interests include cricket, complaining about cricket, and avoiding his neighbours at the Co-op.