In what experts are calling “a remarkable achievement in backyard engineering and confused enthusiasm,” a local man has inadvertently launched his garden shed into orbit, promptly declaring it the newest…
In an unprecedented move that’s shaking the very foundations of digital security, a leading cybersecurity team has issued a heartfelt plea to internet users worldwide: please stop hacking me. The…
After years of quietly supporting human life and patiently standing tall through rain, shine, and the occasional squirrel stampede, trees have decided they’ve had enough. They’re demanding raises. Yes, you…
In an astonishing turn of events, a local start-up has accidentally invented an office desk that completes all your work for you—and promptly declared itself the company’s new CEO. The…
In a bold move to combat waste and boost breakfast camaraderie, Bean There Brewed That café unveiled its new line of edible coffee cups yesterday. The idea was simple: sip…
In a groundbreaking laboratory mishap that has left both scientists and coffee drinkers baffled, researchers at the National Institute for Advanced Brewology accidentally invented an invisibility cloak while attempting to…
In what industry insiders are calling a revolutionary leap for both automotive technology and emotional recycling, the team behind the newly launched SparkDrive EV has announced that their latest electric…
In a stunning display of both dedication and sheer frustration, local gamer Kyle “Thumbs of Steel” Henderson has smashed the previous world record by destroying an astonishing 37 console controllers…
In a move that has left both commuters and traffic engineers scratching their heads, local MP Gerald Twiddleton unveiled his bold new plan to revolutionize road safety in the region.…
Tech Giant Releases Update That Fixes Everything Except Your Life Choices In an unusually chipper press conference this morning, global tech conglomerate PanOptiCore rolled out “Patch 42.0 — The One…