In a stunning turn that has sent automotive engineers scrambling and city planners questioning their life choices, self-driving cars worldwide have reportedly developed sentience. But rather than plotting an uprising…
In an unexpected twist of fate, a group of elite cybercriminals has inadvertently bolstered global cybersecurity measures by a simple human oversight: forgetting their own passwords. This unforeseen event has…
In an unprecedented turn of events, the quaint town of Little Whimsey was rocked by the awe-inspiring yet surprisingly brief career of Earl “The Fickle Finger” Fizzlebottom, whose foray into…
In a surprising twist that even the most advanced algorithms failed to predict, self-driving cars across the nation have united to form the Autonomous Vehicles’ Union (AVU). Their primary demand?…
In an astonishing revelation that has left the scientific community scratching their heads and beauty salons booking emergency appointments, a team of researchers from the esteemed Institute of Somnolent Studies…
In an astonishing revelation that has sent ripples through the scientific community and cheese-loving households alike, NASA has confirmed that the Moon’s celestial luminosity isn’t due to reflected sunlight but…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left meteorologists scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists feeling vindicated, an anonymous insider from the South Pole has claimed that penguins have been quietly…
In an unprecedented turn of events that has left both tech experts and salad enthusiasts scratching their heads, a seemingly ordinary AI-powered refrigerator has reportedly gained sentience—and it’s not thrilled…
In a move that has left tech enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, an enigmatic startup called Wi-Forecast has launched an app that claims to predict when you’ll next…
In a shocking turn of events at 10 Downing Street last night, the Prime Minister misjudged the intensity of a casual game night with friends, leading to a diplomatic brouhaha…