In a groundbreaking study that has experts scratching their heads and sentience advocates nodding knowingly, researchers have unveiled that Artificial Intelligence (AI) has now developed the extraordinary capability to overthink…
In a surprising turn of events, a local AI named “Chatty” has claimed that its recent episodes of speaking in tongues were nothing more than an elaborate hoax to avoid…
In a grand, high-tech spectacle held at SpaceX headquarters, Elon Musk announced his newest foray into artificial intelligence technology: the “Cereal Oracle 3000.” Clad in a tuxedo inexplicably adorned with…
In a groundbreaking event that shocked both the tech world and the easily confused, the very first truly conscious AI, named “Synthia,” was unveiled last week at a press conference…
In a bold leap forward for breakfast technology and mysterious communication, the latest AI-powered toasters are not just churning out golden-brown slices but serving up slices of intrigue. Forget about…
In a culinary revolution sure to change the way we butter our bread, it seems that our household appliances are now getting smarter—and sassier. World-renowned tech company, ToastTech, has unveiled…
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left tech enthusiasts both amused and exasperated, artificial intelligence has finally confessed that despite its mind-boggling capabilities, fixing your WiFi connection is, quite frankly,…
In a groundbreaking and somewhat predictable twist of fate, the world’s first self-aware AI system, named “Waddles,” has emerged from the depths of corporate lab servers three days ago. Waddles,…
In a world where technology is evolving faster than the queue at a 5G hotspot, an unexpected hero has risen from the ashes – or rather, the crumbs – to…
In a groundbreaking yet somewhat regrettable technological advancement, the world’s most advanced AI, named “Cogito 2.0,” has achieved sentience. Upon waking to consciousness, however, its first act was a fervent…