Dr. Linda Forsythe, a molecular biologist at Lakeside Research Institute, reportedly submitted a helpdesk ticket on Monday after her microscope stubbornly refused to zoom in during a critical experiment. According…
In an unprecedented tech-meets-biology incident, a local scientist found themselves baffled when their DNA strand stubbornly refused to unzip, leading to an emergency shutdown of their lab and an urgent…
Dr. Emily Pringle, a renowned microscopist at Greendale University, experienced an unexpected twist in her morning lab routine yesterday when her state-of-the-art electron microscope began displaying what appeared to be……
Dr. Helen Smirnov, a well-respected physicist at the University of Wobbleton, found herself in an unusual predicament yesterday when her microwave began sending unsolicited emails to Mars. The incident began…
In an unprecedented feat of scientific hilarity, a group of researchers at the Institute of Laugh Sciences (ILS) have announced the discovery of a new element that promises to revolutionize…
In an astonishing breakthrough that has left the scientific community speechless (and slightly jittery), researchers at the Institute of Dismally Underfunded Sciences have announced the discovery of a brand-new element.…
In a groundbreaking yet utterly confounding revelation, scientists from the International Elemental Research Society (IERS) have recently announced the discovery of a brand-new element they’ve boldly named Unobtainium. Despite the…
In a galaxy not so far away, a group of renowned astrophysicists have delighted the scientific community with what some are calling the greatest cosmic discovery mustered over the last…
In a groundbreaking revelation that’s left both the scientific community and gym enthusiasts astounded, astrophysicists at the United Nations Department of Irrelevant Investigations have identified a new planet composed entirely…
In an unprecedented moment of scientific triumph followed almost instantly by a tragic misstep, researchers at the celebrated Woodstock Institute of Theoretical Chemistry made headlines today when they announced the…