In an unexpected twist during a parliamentary speech, the Prime Minister has inadvertently shifted the nation’s focus from economic policies to pineapple politics. Sources reveal that it all began when…
In a groundbreaking move that many are calling both revolutionary and completely unnecessary, the government surprised everyone with yesterday’s announcement of the formation of their latest initiative, the Department of…
In an unprecedented move aimed at elevating the intellectual rigour of political debates, a daring member of Parliament has proposed a revolutionary piece of legislation: all politicians must now pass…
In an astonishing twist of parliamentary irony today, Prime Minister Oliver Bumbly found himself in the novel position of outplaying himself. During what has historically been known as a procedural…
London, UK – In a bold and slightly bizarre move to combat the rising cost of energy, the UK government has unveiled a new national program asking citizens to “generate…
London, UK – In a move that has left the nation both puzzled and amused, the UK government has officially announced the creation of a new public holiday: National Day…
Brussels, Belgium – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the tech industry, the European Commission has introduced a new directive requiring all technology startups to apply for formal…
London, UK – In a bold and somewhat bewildering move, a new dating app has hit the market, specifically catering to those who find nothing more attractive than a heated…
London, UK – In a move that has left both citizens and politicians scratching their heads, the UK government has announced a “country swap” between Scotland and Wales, part of…
London, UK – In a move that has baffled economists and delighted pub-goers, the UK government has unveiled its latest post-Brexit initiative: a new national currency known as “Brexit Bucks.”…