In a surprising twist of self-reflection, Members of Parliament have formed a groundbreaking new committee with a singular mission: to unravel the long-standing mystery of why exactly no one reads…
In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power, a high-ranking government bureaucrat has confessed that the entire operation of the state machinery is sustained by…
In a groundbreaking, if somewhat woolly, approach to workplace wellness, the government has green-lit an initiative that aims to tackle the ever-mounting stress levels among Members of Parliament. Starting this…
In an unexpected twist that has left the nation both bewildered and bemused, the esteemed members of Parliament gathered for what many are calling the most pivotal discussion of modern…
In a groundbreaking, yet utterly baffling twist of political innovation, the UK Parliament has announced the inaugural “Recess Olympics,” a series of whimsical and perplexing challenges designed to select the…
In an unprecedented move that has already sparked widespread amusement across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced the establishment of a National “Pretend to Be a Politician” Day. Set…
In an unprecedented move to inject energy and enthusiasm into the often sleep-inducing parliamentary sessions, the House of Commons has voted overwhelmingly in favor of replacing all traditional seating with…
In a turn of events that left an entire country clutching their pearls and dropping their teacups, longtime politician Sir Reginald Wafflebottom recently delivered a speech that might have accidentally…
In a groundbreaking move destined to change the landscape of political events — and relieve millions of grumbling stomachs — politicians today unveiled an initiative to cap speeches at precisely…
In a move that has sent ripples of shock, confusion, and a slight drool stain across the nation, the Prime Minister has unveiled an audacious plan to introduce a National…