In a turn of events that left an entire country clutching their pearls and dropping their teacups, longtime politician Sir Reginald Wafflebottom recently delivered a speech that might have accidentally…

In a groundbreaking move destined to change the landscape of political events — and relieve millions of grumbling stomachs — politicians today unveiled an initiative to cap speeches at precisely…

In a move that has sent ripples of shock, confusion, and a slight drool stain across the nation, the Prime Minister has unveiled an audacious plan to introduce a National…

In a bewildering turn of events at 10 Downing Street, Prime Minister Boris Waitwhatson has mistakenly carried out a cabinet reshuffle only to find himself staring at a perfectly assembled…

In a surprising turn of events that has left parliamentary tail-wagging at an all-time high, the Prime Minister has appointed a Labrador named Sir Barkington of Woofshire as the new…

In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has announced a new national holiday intended to lift the spirits of the nation: “Stay-in-Pyjamas Day.” The controversial decision was unveiled…

In a peculiar turn of events, citizens of the United Kingdom awoke this morning to find themselves unintentionally participating in the first-ever National ‘Wear Your Pyjamas to Work’ Day, thanks…

In a groundbreaking move likely to make the sound of snoring the new anthem of office spaces across the nation, the Prime Minister has announced a revolutionary policy intended to…

In a groundbreaking move applauded by hardworking toddlers everywhere, the British Parliament has officially introduced mandatory naptime for all Members of Parliament (MPs) in a bid to boost productivity and…

In a bold move to tackle the nation’s clogging highways and byways, the government has unveiled a revolutionary new strategy: converting all roads into one-way thoroughfares. The initiative, dubbed “One…