In a move that many are calling an innovative approach to political discourse, government officials have announced their plan to set aside complex policy debates in favor of tackling one…
In a bold move to revitalize British politics, Members of Parliament have announced an innovative approach to resolving legislative conflicts: a nationwide Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament. Dubbed “RPS Initiatives for Change,” this…
In an unprecedented legislative blunder that could only happen in the land where tea is the social elixir, the British Parliament has accidentally enacted a law requiring every citizen to…
In a landmark move destined to stir both delight and disbelief, Congressman Roy Haphazard has introduced a groundbreaking bill aimed at radically altering the way we perceive time itself. Driven…
In a bold and unexpected announcement, the Prime Minister unveiled a groundbreaking plan promising to resolve every single one of the nation’s issues by the year 2025—provided, of course, nothing…
In a move that’s both innovative and unexpected, Members of Parliament gathered in the House yesterday to debate the Awkward Silence Regulation Bill (ASRB) — legislation intended to put a…
In an unprecedented move that has left Westminster both bemused and bewitched, MPs are currently embroiled in a heated debate over a controversial new bill which, if passed, would see…
In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has decided to return whimsy to the heart of government by officially creating a new cabinet position: the Minister of Silly…
In an unexpected twist during a parliamentary speech, the Prime Minister has inadvertently shifted the nation’s focus from economic policies to pineapple politics. Sources reveal that it all began when…
In a groundbreaking move that many are calling both revolutionary and completely unnecessary, the government surprised everyone with yesterday’s announcement of the formation of their latest initiative, the Department of…