In an unprecedented display of arboreal activism, a local oak tree named Oliver has organized the neighborhood’s first ever Tree Meeting to address a growing concern: excessive hugging. Residents of…
Residents of the small town of Greendale have been left stunned this week after the local trees collectively submitted a formal demand for higher wages, claiming their oxygen production efforts…
In what experts are calling “the most unusual IT support request of the decade,” a helpdesk ticket was recently submitted by a local gardener after one of his trees apparently…
When local resident Dave Thompson tried to enjoy a quiet stroll through Maplewood Park last Tuesday, he didn’t expect to end up submitting a helpdesk ticket to the City Council.…
In a move that has left council workers scratching their heads and chocolate lovers everywhere cheering, a local man from Wobbleton has submitted a helpdesk ticket requesting an upgrade to…
In what experts are calling “the most polite grievance of the year,” a local man has submitted a helpdesk ticket requesting that the air be renamed from “Fresh Breeze” to…
In a baffling turn of events at the small town IT helpdesk, a local man has submitted a ticket demanding the immediate removal of trees he claims are blocking his…
In what is being hailed as the most ambitious attempt at green technology confusion this year, a local man has submitted a helpdesk ticket alleging that his reusable shopping bag…
In what experts are calling a “seasonal first,” a local man has filed a formal helpdesk ticket after his backyard tree refused to stop dropping leaves during autumn. The ticket,…
Gary Thompson wasn’t having a typical Tuesday morning when he suddenly found himself firing off an urgent helpdesk ticket to his local environmental support service. The subject line read: “My…