In a shocking yet entertaining turn of events, a group of eco-friendly aliens has been apprehended for surreptitiously replacing Earth’s plastic straws with biodegradable alternatives. Dubbed “Operation Straw Swap,” the…
In an unsettling yet oddly amusing turn of events, climate scientists worldwide are scratching their heads—and not because of lice, mind you. A recent study conducted by the Institute of…
In a revelation that has left both the scientific community and conspiracy theorists buzzing, researchers at the University of Nonsensical Studies have announced that trees, yes, those tall green things…
In an extraordinary twist of Mother Nature’s capabilities, covert penguin operations have revealed a groundbreaking (or should we say ice-breaking?) endeavor that is sending shivers of excitement through the scientific…
In a shocking and utterly unexpected twist, a team of self-proclaimed experts recently unveiled their groundbreaking—or should we say “moo-ving”—theory that cows and trees have been quietly working together to…
In a groundbreaking discovery that’s likely to flip the scientific community on its head—and perhaps its tail as well—a group of scientists has stumbled upon a secret society of highly…
In the quiet suburbs of Britain, a clandestine movement is afoot—one that makes Earth guardians of the human variety look like amateurs. While environmentalists debate the practicalities of solar panels…
In an unexpected twist in the quest for sustainable energy, a group of highly imaginative eco-conspiracy theorists has published an alarming report claiming that trees are secretly plotting to take…
In a startling press conference held in Area 51’s newly constructed eco-dome, a group of self-proclaimed eco-friendly aliens, who simply identify as “The Galactic Gardians,” have issued a cosmic ultimatum…
In a twist that leaves even the most seasoned conspiracy theorists speechless, a shocking new discovery has come to light: polar bears are allegedly the masterminds behind the global ice…