In a surprising turn of events, residents of the small town of Acornville have unanimously appointed a local squirrel as their official environmental advisor. The decision came after a baffling…
After years of quietly supporting human life and patiently standing tall through rain, shine, and the occasional squirrel stampede, trees have decided they’ve had enough. They’re demanding raises. Yes, you…
After standing tall and silent through countless seasons, a local oak tree known affectionately as Old Barksworth has finally decided to seek therapy, citing decades of feeling “leafed out” and…
In a move that has left the community both bewildered and slightly amused, the trees of Oakwood Park have collectively formed a union and issued a formal demand for a…
In an unprecedented display of arboreal activism, a local oak tree named Oliver has organized the neighborhood’s first ever Tree Meeting to address a growing concern: excessive hugging. Residents of…
Residents of the small town of Greendale have been left stunned this week after the local trees collectively submitted a formal demand for higher wages, claiming their oxygen production efforts…
In what experts are calling “the most unusual IT support request of the decade,” a helpdesk ticket was recently submitted by a local gardener after one of his trees apparently…
When local resident Dave Thompson tried to enjoy a quiet stroll through Maplewood Park last Tuesday, he didn’t expect to end up submitting a helpdesk ticket to the City Council.…
In a move that has left council workers scratching their heads and chocolate lovers everywhere cheering, a local man from Wobbleton has submitted a helpdesk ticket requesting an upgrade to…
In what experts are calling “the most polite grievance of the year,” a local man has submitted a helpdesk ticket requesting that the air be renamed from “Fresh Breeze” to…