Nintendo has confirmed that its upcoming console, dubbed the Switch 2, will feature full backwards compatibility with the overwhelming sense of joy and possibility you experienced when you first played…
A Tunbridge Wells man is said to be in recovery this week after dinner guests successfully identified every single item from his supposedly sophisticated three-course menu as Aldi’s Specially Selected…
A Hackney man has come to the devastating realisation that his attempt to save money by cooking Middle Eastern food at home has cost him approximately 23 lunches at the…
The Department of Health and Social Care has announced a new clinical pathway for gamers displaying symptoms of what medical professionals are calling Acute Pre-Order Syndrome, particularly those who have…
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JD Wetherspoon is thrilled to announce the launch of Wetherspoons Prestige, a premium dining concept set to revolutionise the British pub landscape by offering meals that cost…
Simon Hartley, a 47-year-old marketing consultant from Weybridge, has confirmed that his brand new Range Rover Electric has successfully transformed him from a man who could spontaneously drive to Cornwall…