In a stunning move that has left employees across the globe scrambling for calculators, calendars, and hefty caffeine doses, the visionary CEO of the tech giant ClockBlock Corp, Lydia Tocksworth,…
In a groundbreaking move that many are calling both revolutionary and completely unnecessary, the government surprised everyone with yesterday’s announcement of the formation of their latest initiative, the Department of…
In a bold move destined to remind us all of our culinary shortcomings, world-renowned gourmet chef Jean-Pierre LeFogg has announced his latest venture: crafting the world’s first invisible lasagna. And…
In a groundbreaking, or rather board-breaking, decision that’s sure to draw in both chess enthusiasts and WWE fans, the International Chess Federation (FIDE) has announced a new rule to spice…
In a shocking intergalactic revelation, NASA has confirmed that the age-old mystery of missing socks can finally be solved. According to a recently intercepted transmission, aliens from the distant planet…
In a groundbreaking revelation that might just change the way we view our backyard inhabitants and perhaps reconsider our choice in shady rendezvous spots, scientists from the Woodland Whisper Institute…
In an unprecedented turn of events, 78-year-old Doris Newton from Swindon, affectionately known as “Nitro Nana” by her friends at the local bingo hall, has single-handedly redefined the meaning of…
In a bizarre twist of internet mischief, a group of hackers recently found themselves caught in a technological net while trying to phish the Department of Fish & Chips, an…
In an unexpected revelation that has left sociologists scratching their heads, a recent study conducted by the fictitious Institute of Absurd Research has revealed that avid gamers are statistically more…
In a development that has left both tech enthusiasts and breakfast aficionados scratching their heads, AI-powered toasters have recently declared an all-out war on cybersecurity experts. The decision, made unanimously…