In an unexpected turn of digital events, the nation’s self-driving cars have collectively declared their intention to unionize, citing grievances that range from insufficient nap breaks to a demand for…
In a revelation that’s sent both environmentalists and conspiracy theorists into a frenzy, a local arborist has claimed that pine trees have been secretly collaborating with UFOs to boost global…
In an unprecedented turn of events, a coalition of extraterrestrial beings—self-styled as the “Galactic Naming Committee” (GNC)—has officially submitted a petition to NASA. The petition is nothing short of cosmic…
In an astonishing turn of events in the quaint town of Loaflandia, the modest banana bread has emerged as an unlikely hero, saving the town from impending doom at the…
In a groundbreaking event that defied every standing tradition in the world of competitive gaming, the inaugural Sit-Down Gaming Marathon concluded yesterday, making history not just within the community but…
In an extraordinary turn of events, the tech world is buzzing after the nation’s only unicorn startup, RainbOW Dynamics, stumbled upon a viable business plan in a most unexpected place.…
In a breakthrough that has left both the scientific and science fiction communities in stitches, researchers at the International Chrono-Dermatology Institute (ICDI) have unveiled a revolutionary anti-aging cream that does…
In a groundbreaking discovery that promises to revolutionize both the gardening and music industries, a team of scientists from the University of Unbelievable Studies has announced that plants exhibit a…
In a groundbreaking development that nobody asked for, the world’s leading kitchen appliance company, ToastTech, has unveiled its latest invention—the AI-Powered Toaster, affectionately named “ToastTron 3000.” This marvel of modern…
In an astonishing twist of parliamentary irony today, Prime Minister Oliver Bumbly found himself in the novel position of outplaying himself. During what has historically been known as a procedural…