In an unprecedented move to inject energy and enthusiasm into the often sleep-inducing parliamentary sessions, the House of Commons has voted overwhelmingly in favor of replacing all traditional seating with…
In a groundbreaking gastronomic revelation that is sure to leave both scientists baffled and children of the ‘90s squealing with joy, a new diet soda has hit the shelves promising…
In an unprecedented move that has left fans bewildered and managers scrambling for solutions, the World Association of Goalkeepers (WAG) has declared an international strike effective immediately. Their demand? Soccer…
In a groundbreaking announcement this week, NASA revealed its ambitious plan to open the first-ever restaurant on the Moon, promising diners an out-of-this-world experience complete with cosmic cuisine and astronomically…
In an exclusive report that’s colder than an Antarctic blizzard, our team of undercover humorists has exposed a hidden cabal of polar bears orchestrating climate change with the sole purpose…
In a truly groundbreaking and utterly mystifying press conference held in the middle of nowhere—because where else would it make sense?—tech mogul Elon Musk unveiled his latest creation: a self-driving…
In a world dominated by cutting-edge cybersecurity technology, firewalls, and encryption algorithms that could make your head spin faster than your computer hard drive, one Grandma has unwittingly stumbled upon…
In a surprising turn of events, grandparents around the globe have been left gobsmacked upon discovering that the iconic arcade game Pac-Man, which they believed to be the hottest new…
In a surprising turn of events that has left the cyber-underworld scratching their heads, a notorious hacking syndicate has thrown in the towel after failing to crack the complex web…
In an unprecedented display of endurance and leisurely athleticism, the much-anticipated running event dubbed the “Snail’s Pace Challenge” has finally concluded after an astonishing twelve-day slog through the picturesque village…