In a twist that has photosynthesized concern among scientists and squash-faced skeptics alike, a group of dendrologists from the inconspicuously-named Global Initiative for Tree Truth (GIFT) has come forth with…
In a surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence, once revered for its tireless efficiency and ability to optimize even the most mundane of human tasks, has decided to kick back,…
In a world where innovation reigns supreme, and unicorns are as common as cats in an internet meme, a maverick CEO has emerged from the shadows of obscurity to offer…
In a groundbreaking move applauded by hardworking toddlers everywhere, the British Parliament has officially introduced mandatory naptime for all Members of Parliament (MPs) in a bid to boost productivity and…
In a bizarre turn of events this week, the ice cream world has found itself at the center of a culinary controversy. The release of a new pickle-flavored ice cream…
In a small town where the most exciting event is usually the annual cheese-rolling contest, an unusual record was broken by local resident, Bob Perkins. Bob has achieved the remarkable…
In a revelation that has left both botanists and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a group of rogue extraterrestrial interlopers has been reportedly spotted pilfering Earth’s least cherished vegetation. According…
In a bizarre turn of intergalactic events, an increasing number of Earthlings have recently reported sightings of mysterious, eco-friendly UFOs zigzagging across the skies. Witnesses claim these flying saucers arrive…
In a shocking turn of events that has left the cyber underworld reeling, notorious hacker group “Byte Bandits” has announced their collective retirement, citing an unexpected and unbeatable discovery by…
In an unexpected twist to the gaming world, a new study commissioned by the International Institute of Gameology has revealed that a staggering 90% of gamers hold a profound belief…