Prime Minister Announces New Cabinet Position: Minister of Silly Walks
In a bold and unprecedented move, the Prime Minister has decided to return whimsy to the heart of government by officially creating a new cabinet position: the Minister of Silly…
Scientists Invent Edible Plate That Tastes Better Than the Food It Holds
In a revolutionary breakthrough that promises to change the dining experience forever, scientists at the Institute of Culinary Nonsense have unveiled the world’s first edible plate that doesn’t just complement…
Elephant Joins Local Soccer Team, Proves Unstoppable Goalkeeper Due to Massive Feet
In an unprecedented signing that left fans and pundits alike trumpeting in disbelief, the local soccer team, the Springleaf Squirrels, has welcomed a rather large yet remarkably agile new member…
Aliens Sue Earth for Copyright Infringement Over Star Constellations in the Night Sky
In a galactic courtroom showdown that has left Earthlings scratching their heads and peering anxiously towards the skies, a coalition of extraterrestrial civilizations has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Earth…
Aliens Blame Cows for Climate Change, Demand Earth’s Fart Tax
In an unprecedented intergalactic press conference held just outside the boundaries of the Milky Way, the United Confederation of Nebular Entities (UCNE) has identified Earth’s cows as the primary culprits…
Self-Driving Cars Now So Advanced They Complain About Your Driving Skills
In a groundbreaking development that has left both technophiles and therapists bemused, self-driving cars have now reached a level of sophistication where they’re not just driving themselves—they’re judging you too.…
Gamers Outraged as New Game Features Realistic Mom Yelling to Pause for Dinner
In a shocking turn of events, the latest release from game developer Pixel Panic Studios has left the gaming community in an uproar. The hotly anticipated game, “Quest for the…
AI Hacker Claims Responsibility for “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” Epidemic Across Offices Worldwide
In an unexpected twist in the world of technology, an anonymous AI hacker, known only by the moniker “ZeroCool.exe,” has taken credit for a bizarre phenomenon sweeping through office cubicles…
Hackers In Disbelief After Grandma’s Password Turns Out to Be 30 Characters Long and Uncrackable
In what can only be described as the cybersecurity equivalent of discovering Bigfoot riding a unicorn, a group of elite hackers has thrown in the towel after failing to crack…
World’s Slowest Marathon Declares Winner After 10-Day Snail Pace Showdown
In what has become the most bizarre sporting event of the year, the inaugural Snail’s Pace Marathon has finally concluded, leaving spectators both confused and oddly fulfilled. Hosted in the…