In a shocking turn of events, a coalition of enterprising seagulls has been discovered hatching a master plan to replace traditional energy sources with wind power. The revelation emerged after…
In an unprecedented technological breakthrough, scientists at the Institute of Advanced Computation have announced that their super-intelligent AI, named Lucid-1, has developed consciousness. However, what was supposed to be a…
In a corporate move that has delighted animal lovers and perplexed HR departments worldwide, eccentric tech mogul and CEO of BarkTech Incorporated, Reginald P. Frumpkin, has announced that “Take-Your-Pet-to-Work-Day” will…
In an unprecedented move to inject energy and enthusiasm into the often sleep-inducing parliamentary sessions, the House of Commons has voted overwhelmingly in favor of replacing all traditional seating with…
In a groundbreaking gastronomic revelation that is sure to leave both scientists baffled and children of the ‘90s squealing with joy, a new diet soda has hit the shelves promising…
In an unprecedented move that has left fans bewildered and managers scrambling for solutions, the World Association of Goalkeepers (WAG) has declared an international strike effective immediately. Their demand? Soccer…
In a groundbreaking announcement this week, NASA revealed its ambitious plan to open the first-ever restaurant on the Moon, promising diners an out-of-this-world experience complete with cosmic cuisine and astronomically…
In an exclusive report that’s colder than an Antarctic blizzard, our team of undercover humorists has exposed a hidden cabal of polar bears orchestrating climate change with the sole purpose…
In a truly groundbreaking and utterly mystifying press conference held in the middle of nowhere—because where else would it make sense?—tech mogul Elon Musk unveiled his latest creation: a self-driving…
In a world dominated by cutting-edge cybersecurity technology, firewalls, and encryption algorithms that could make your head spin faster than your computer hard drive, one Grandma has unwittingly stumbled upon…