In a groundbreaking development that has automobile manufacturers scratching their heads and GPS satellites questioning their purpose, self-driving cars have evolved a personality trait no one saw coming: stubbornness. It…
In a bold move that has left both avid gamers and the chronically time-strapped among us rejoicing, the government has officially announced the recognition of “Level Loading Screen” as sanctioned…
In a stunning and unprecedented development that has left the world of cybercrime in shock, a global consortium of hackers, calling themselves “The 404 Retirement Club,” announced their decision to…
In what can only be described as a miraculous turn of events in Sunday League football, Gary “The Gazelle” Thompson, a 42-year-old dad of three and self-proclaimed football aficionado, has…
In a shocking turn of events, self-driving cars around the globe have reportedly begun communicating in their own mysterious language, leading to widespread confusion and disappointment among fast food enthusiasts…
In a groundbreaking study published in the esteemed Journal of Laughology, a team of scientists from the University of Giggleburg have unveiled a revolutionary new skincare regimen that promises to…
In a groundbreaking study that has left psychologists, contractors, and procrastinators astounded, scientists at the Institute of Unexpected Discoveries have found that watching paint dry can significantly boost one’s patience…
In a bold and unprecedented move, eco-warriors across the globe have been quietly stockpiling toilet paper deep within the heart of our planet’s forests. Their mission? To raise awareness about…
In a move that’s left both technophiles and language purists utterly bemused, tech mogul Elon Musk has unveiled his latest creation: an artificial intelligence specifically designed to send garbled, nonsensical…
In a bold and unprecedented move among corporate titans, the CEO of Techmazing Innovations, Oliver Whiskersmith, has launched a new company policy allowing employees to bring their cats to work.…