In a tale more shocking than a marmalade-less breakfast, renowned British hacker and part-time toast enthusiast, Nigel “The Keyboard Phantom” Thompson, made headlines yesterday with his latest cyber escapade. Armed…
In an utterly unprecedented and utterly confounding turn of events, the annual Galapagos Marathon has a new champion, and it’s left seasoned runners and spectators alike shell-shocked. Oh yes, folks,…
In a move that has left human drivers scratching their heads and burping exhaust fumes in disbelief, self-driving cars across the globe have reportedly banded together to form the world’s…
In a groundbreaking study that has left the beauty industry in stitches, scientists from the prestigious University of Giggleworth have unveiled a revolutionary daily skincare routine that promises to unlock…
In an astonishing breakthrough that’s left the world of science utterly flabbergasted, researchers at the Institute of Quantum Anomalies (IQA) have announced the discovery of a brand-new element: Peekaboonium. This…
In an unprecedented avian conspiracy, owls across the globe are reportedly rallying to reclaim their nocturnal dominance over the earth. Recent studies, conducted by the highly esteemed Institute of Complete…
In an audacious move that combines cutting-edge technology with aquatic whimsy, the world’s leading tech giants have unveiled a radical initiative: replacing traditional IT departments with AI-enhanced goldfish. This scales…
In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to merge the world of technology with the age-old wisdom of grandmothers everywhere, billionaire tech guru Leon Tiven, often regarded as the ‘Edison of…
In an unprecedented move that has left the nation both amused and perplexed, the British Parliament has announced a groundbreaking new policy aimed at rejuvenating its members: mandatory nap time…
In a twist that could send shockwaves through kitchen taps and bottled water brands across the globe, scientists from the prestigious Really Important Institute of Science announced their groundbreaking discovery…