New Dating App Launched for People Who Only Want to Argue About Politics
London, UK – In a bold and somewhat bewildering move, a new dating app has hit the market, specifically catering to those who find nothing more attractive than a heated…
UK Announces Devolved Government Country Swap: Scotland and Wales to Trade Places in Bold New Experiment
London, UK – In a move that has left both citizens and politicians scratching their heads, the UK government has announced a “country swap” between Scotland and Wales, part of…
New Brexit Board Game Becomes Best-Seller, Leaves Players More Confused Than Ever
London, UK – Move over Monopoly, there’s a new board game taking the UK by storm, and it’s as chaotic, divisive, and mind-boggling as the real-life event it’s based on.…
Local Man Successfully Blames Slow Wi-Fi on Mercury Being in Retrograde
Cardiff, UK – In what can only be described as a breakthrough in the art of avoiding responsibility, a local man has successfully convinced his family, friends, and even his…
UK Announces New Currency: ‘Brexit Bucks’ – Can Only Be Used in Pubs and Tea Shops
London, UK – In a move that has baffled economists and delighted pub-goers, the UK government has unveiled its latest post-Brexit initiative: a new national currency known as “Brexit Bucks.”…
Royal Family Announces Plans to Open Buckingham Palace as Airbnb, Guests Required to Bring Own Crowns
London, UK – In a move that has left many both amused and bemused, the British Royal Family has announced that Buckingham Palace, the iconic residence of the monarch, will…
New Government Initiative to Increase Productivity: 4-Day Work Week, 3-Day Weekend, 2-Day Nap Time
London, UK – In a bold move to revolutionize the work-life balance, the UK government has announced a groundbreaking new initiative aimed at increasing national productivity while simultaneously reducing the…
New Trend: People Are Using Bird Poo to Restore Their Original Hair Colour – And It’s Taking Off!
In the ever-evolving world of beauty and hair care, a bizarre new trend has taken flight—literally. People across the globe are turning to an unconventional and surprisingly effective method to…
Town Council Debates Replacing Statues with Giant Garden Gnomes to Boost Tourism
In a bold and whimsical move, the town council of Gnometown is debating a proposal to replace its historic statues with giant garden gnomes in an effort to boost tourism…
Virtual Reality Headsets Now Mandatory for Office Meetings to Avoid Eye Contact
In a groundbreaking yet controversial move, companies around the world are making virtual reality (VR) headsets mandatory for all office meetings. This decision, aimed at reducing the discomfort of direct…