In a groundbreaking development that nobody asked for, the world’s leading kitchen appliance company, ToastTech, has unveiled its latest invention—the AI-Powered Toaster, affectionately named “ToastTron 3000.” This marvel of modern…
In an astonishing twist of parliamentary irony today, Prime Minister Oliver Bumbly found himself in the novel position of outplaying himself. During what has historically been known as a procedural…
London, UK – In a dramatic turn of events that has left one local family completely perplexed and thoroughly inconvenienced, their Amazon Alexa smart assistant has reportedly gone on strike,…
Bristol, UK – In what is being described as the world’s first case of “robot rivalry,” a local family’s robot lawnmower, Grassy McTrimFace, has reportedly been acting erratically ever since…
Cardiff, UK – In a plot twist that has left cybersecurity experts baffled and parents feeling both proud and slightly unnerved, a local toddler named Alfie Jenkins has reportedly hacked…
Bristol, UK – In what many are calling the most bizarre cricket match in history, the local cricket team Bristol Batsmen secured an unexpected victory over league rivals The Somerset…
London, UK – In a bold and slightly bizarre move to combat the rising cost of energy, the UK government has unveiled a new national program asking citizens to “generate…
London, UK – In a move that has left the nation both puzzled and amused, the UK government has officially announced the creation of a new public holiday: National Day…
London, UK – In a bold move to combat rising vandalism against Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) cameras, Transport for London (TfL) has unveiled a new generation of radical anti-vandalism…
London, UK – In a revelation set to change nightly routines forever, fitness experts have declared that washing your face before bed officially counts as a full workout. That’s right—your…