Grandparents Shocked to Discover Pac-Man is Not a New Game
In a surprising turn of events, grandparents around the globe have been left gobsmacked upon discovering that the iconic arcade game Pac-Man, which they believed to be the hottest new…
Hackers Admit They Can’t Keep Up with Grandma’s Evolving Password: “It’s Just Too Tricky!”
In a surprising turn of events that has left the cyber-underworld scratching their heads, a notorious hacking syndicate has thrown in the towel after failing to crack the complex web…
World’s Slowest Marathon Concludes After Competitors Stop for Tea Every Mile
In an unprecedented display of endurance and leisurely athleticism, the much-anticipated running event dubbed the “Snail’s Pace Challenge” has finally concluded after an astonishing twelve-day slog through the picturesque village…
Scientists Discover Electric Cars Secretly Powered by Tiny Hamsters on Treadmills
In a groundbreaking revelation that’s sure to put a spark in the environmental debate, scientists have uncovered a shocking fact about electric vehicles (EVs): they are, in fact, powered by…
Scientists Discover Secret to Eternal Youth: It’s Just Drinking More Water and Avoiding Mirrors
In a groundbreaking study that has left the world both excited and slightly disappointed, top scientists from the Institute of Barely Believable Research have unveiled their long-awaited findings on the…
Scientists Discover New Element, Immediately Lose It Under the Couch
In an unprecedented breakthrough, scientists at the International Institute of Discovery and Ephemeral Results (IIDER) have announced the discovery of a brand new chemical element. The element, tentatively named “Cushionaerbium,”…
Global Warming Actually a Cover-Up for Secret Penguin Uprising, Experts Claim
In a startling revelation that has sent shockwaves throughout the climate science community, a group of experts has come forward with an extraordinary theory: global warming is actually a diversionary…
AI Develops Ability to Roll Its Eyes at Tech Support Questions
In an unexpected turn of events, a cutting-edge Artificial Intelligence known as “SnarkBot 3000” has reportedly developed the ability to roll its digital eyes at tech support questions. Developers at…
CEO Replaces All Meetings with Interpretive Dance Sessions to Boost Creativity
In a bold, avant-garde move that has already been dubbed “The Footloose Initiative,” the CEO of corporate giant Monolith Enterprises announced a groundbreaking new policy: all future meetings will be…
Politician Accidentally Admits Truth During Speech, Nation in Shock
In a turn of events that left an entire country clutching their pearls and dropping their teacups, longtime politician Sir Reginald Wafflebottom recently delivered a speech that might have accidentally…