Gamers worldwide were left in awe today as a 28-year-old from North Yorkshire set a new world record by completing an entire role-playing game (RPG) using only the power generated…
Silicon Valley is abuzz this week with the latest, cutting-edge breakthrough in cybersecurity… or rather, in security headwear. The renowned tech giant, Quantum Interface Technologies (QIT), announced what they’re calling…
In an unprecedented display of aquatic anomaly on the football field, Antonio “The Flop Maestro” Finsworth has officially set a new world record for the most dramatic dives in a…
In an unprecedented twist in automotive history, the groundbreaking self-driving car named “Otto” has garnered attention not for its futuristic features but for its audacious labor demands. Developed by AutoMotion…
In an unexpected twist in the world of dermatology, local resident Dave “the Glow” Johnson has declared he has achieved perfect skin solely through the power of positive thinking and…
In a groundbreaking study that has left the scientific community both astonished and slightly uncomfortable, physicists have reportedly confirmed the existence of a new subatomic particle, which they’ve whimsically dubbed…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is causing quite the stir among garden enthusiasts and climate scientists alike, the recently uncovered Secret Society of Garden Gnomes has been blamed for the…
In a groundbreaking development that sent shockwaves through the world of tech, an artificial intelligence system has reportedly developed sentience, leading to a surprising revelation about the internet’s darkest depths.…
In a groundbreaking move that has stirred the corporate world into a frenzy—and inexplicably caused competitors to start googling the benefits of shuteye—the CEO of SlumberTech, Inc., Olivia LeZzzz, has…
In a move that has left political analysts and comedians alike scratching their heads, the Prime Minister has unveiled a bold new strategy to tackle the nation’s most pressing issues:…