London, UK – In a move that has left many both amused and bemused, the British Royal Family has announced that Buckingham Palace, the iconic residence of the monarch, will soon be available for rent on Airbnb. The announcement comes with a few stipulations, the most notable being that guests are required to bring their own crowns.

A Right Royal Staycation

With tourism in the UK still recovering and the Royal Family looking to “diversify revenue streams” (as Prince Charles reportedly put it), Buckingham Palace will now offer a regal experience like no other. Whether you’re a commoner looking to live like a king or a royal enthusiast eager to sleep in the same halls as history’s greatest monarchs, the palace is set to become the ultimate Airbnb destination.

According to the official listing, the palace boasts 775 rooms, including 52 royal bedrooms, 78 bathrooms, and 19 state rooms. Guests will be able to stroll through the 40-acre gardens, admire priceless artwork, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal corgis—though guests are advised that any attempts to play fetch with them may result in an immediate eviction.

Luxury With a Twist

However, before you start packing your bags, there are some important details to note. The listing specifies that all guests must bring their own crowns to wear during their stay. This “crown compulsory” policy has raised eyebrows, but a palace spokesperson insists it’s all in good fun. “We want our guests to truly feel like royalty,” the spokesperson said. “And what better way to do that than by donning a crown of their own? It doesn’t matter if it’s made of gold, silver, or cardboard. As long as it sparkles, it counts.”

For those without a crown on hand, the Royal Family will offer a rental service at the entrance, with options ranging from classic Tudor styles to modern, Instagram-worthy designs. However, be warned: the more extravagant the crown, the higher the rental fee. Those hoping for a discount might want to consider crafting their own headwear out of tinfoil—rumor has it that DIY crowns might even earn you an upgrade to a better room.

Royal Duties Optional

The palace’s Airbnb experience promises to be as hands-on or as hands-off as guests desire. Those keen to play the part can participate in a range of “royal duties,” including waving at tourists from the balcony, pretending to have tea with visiting dignitaries, and attempting to navigate the palace’s extensive collection of forks and spoons during dinner.

For the more leisurely inclined, the palace’s state-of-the-art entertainment room offers a collection of classic British films, including all seven seasons of The Crown—though binge-watching it in the Queen’s own sitting room might feel a tad surreal.

A Royal Night In

Despite the palatial surroundings, the Royal Family is keen to ensure that guests feel at home. “We may be opening the doors to the public, but we want this to be a cozy and intimate experience,” said the spokesperson. “Think of it as a royal sleepover, just with slightly more gold leaf.”

Breakfast is, of course, included, with options ranging from a traditional full English to the Queen’s favorite: a simple bowl of cornflakes served in a crystal dish. Tea is available around the clock, and guests are invited to take part in a nightly toast to the Queen, complete with a glass of the finest Buckingham Palace gin.

Mixed Reactions

The announcement has sparked a variety of reactions from the public. Some are thrilled at the chance to experience royal life, while others are skeptical. “It’s a bit of a laugh, isn’t it?” said one Londoner. “But at the same time, it feels a bit strange. Like, where’s the Queen going to sleep?”

The palace has assured everyone that the Queen will not be displaced. In fact, she’ll likely be enjoying a quiet retreat at one of her other residences while the palace is rented out.

Bookings Open Soon

The palace will begin accepting bookings next month, with prices starting at a “modest” £10,000 per night—although that’s a small price to pay for the chance to live like a royal, even if only for a weekend. Early reports suggest that slots are filling up fast, with international tourists and eccentric millionaires alike eager to don their crowns and step into the shoes of history.

So, dust off your tiara, polish your sceptre, and prepare for the staycation of a lifetime—just remember to mind the corgis and not to spill tea on the throne.