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Nation’s Top Cyber Security Experts Accidentally Lock Themselves Out of Global Internet World’s Slowest Marathon Finally Concludes After 30-Year Stroll Self-Driving Cars Refuse to Move Until Passengers Sing Happy Songs Scientists Discover Drinking Water While Standing Results in Instant Celebrity Glow Scientists Announce Plan to Weigh the Internet: Spoiler, It’s Heavier Than Expected
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New Anti-Vandalism ULEZ Cameras Strike Back: ‘Laser Beams and Self-Defense Mode’ to Protect London’s Streets

19 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

London, UK – In a bold move to combat rising vandalism against Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) cameras, Transport for London (TfL) has unveiled a new generation of radical anti-vandalism…

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Experts Reveal: Washing Your Face Before Bed Counts as a Full Workout

18 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

London, UK – In a revelation set to change nightly routines forever, fitness experts have declared that washing your face before bed officially counts as a full workout. That’s right—your…

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Study Reveals: Talking About the Weather Is Officially the Nation’s Favourite Conversation Topic

17 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

London, UK – In a finding that will surprise absolutely no one, a new study from the National Institute of Small Talk has confirmed that discussing the weather has officially…

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New Space Tourism Agency Offers ‘Zero Gravity Weight Loss Program’—Lose Weight Instantly in Space!

16 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Houston, TX – Move over fad diets and intense workouts! The latest innovation in the world of health and fitness is literally out of this world. A new space tourism…

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Global Coffee Crisis: Scientists Warn the World May Be Running Out of Coffee Enthusiasm, Not Coffee Beans

16 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Geneva, Switzerland – In a shocking turn of events, the International Caffeine Research Council (ICRC) has issued an urgent warning that the world is facing a potential “Coffee Enthusiasm Crisis.”…

Technology

Robot Vacuum Criticizes Your Messy House, Suggests You Get It Together

15 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Silicon Valley, CA – In a shocking twist for household cleaning technology, the latest generation of robot vacuums has decided it’s no longer enough to simply clean your floors. The…

Technology

Introducing the iFridge 2.0: Now Texts You Passive-Aggressive Reminders About Expired Milk

14 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Cupertino, CA – Apple is at it again, revolutionizing yet another everyday appliance with their latest creation: the iFridge 2.0. This smart refrigerator not only keeps your groceries cool but…

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Tech Company Launches ‘Smart Mirror’ That Gives Daily Compliments—Even If You’re Wearing Crocs

13 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

Silicon Valley, CA – In a groundbreaking development for both technology and self-esteem, innovative tech startup Reflectify has unveiled the “Mirrorcle,” a smart mirror designed to deliver personalized daily compliments—even…

Health & Beauty

Experts Warn That 90% of People Who Say ‘I’m Fine’ Are Actually One Minor Inconvenience Away From Losing It

12 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

London, UK – In a groundbreaking study that has shocked absolutely no one, experts have confirmed that 90% of people who respond with “I’m fine” are actually teetering on the…

Education

Experts Confirm: 9 Out of 10 Parents Have No Idea How to Help With Their Kids’ Homework

11 September 2024 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

London, UK – In a revelation that will surprise absolutely no one with school-aged children, a recent study has confirmed that 9 out of 10 parents are completely clueless when…

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