Tech Startup Disrupts Industry by Offering Subscription Service for Air
In a world where everything from movies to meal kits can be delivered straight to your door for a small monthly fee, one ambitious tech startup has decided to elevate…
Parliament Introduces New Bill to Regulate Length of Awkward Silences
In a move that’s both innovative and unexpected, Members of Parliament gathered in the House yesterday to debate the Awkward Silence Regulation Bill (ASRB) — legislation intended to put a…
Scientists Discover That Eating a Second Breakfast Boosts Happiness by 100%
In a groundbreaking study that is already being hailed as the greatest scientific discovery since someone decided to turn grapes into wine, researchers at the Institute of Advanced Napping and…
Olympic Committee Considers New Event: Speed Couch Potatoing
In an unprecedented move to make the Olympic Games more inclusive and relatable, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is reportedly considering the addition of a brand-new event: Speed Couch Potatoing.…
Aliens Demand Return of Odd Socks: Secret Space Laundry Mix-Up Exposed
In a galaxy not so far away, a cosmic conundrum has unraveled, leaving Earthlings and extraterrestrials alike baffled beyond belief. The Intergalactic Federation of Unidentified Knitted Entities (IFUKE) has formally…
Secret Society of Squirrels Blamed for Global Acorn Shortage in New Environmental Crisis
In an unprecedented turn of events that has left environmental experts both baffled and bemused, a covert organization known as the “Secret Society of Squirrels” has been identified as the…
Surgeon General Declares New Taskforce to Combat Pixel-Induced Thumbmageddon Among Gamers
In a groundbreaking press conference today, the Surgeon General announced the formation of a specialized taskforce to tackle what experts are dramatically calling “Pixel-Induced Thumbmageddon,” a previously unrecognized digital epidemic…
Subaru Introduces New “Yodel Mode” for Cars, Delighting Drivers and Annoying Neighbors Alike
In a move that’s sure to reverberate through suburban valleys and echo off mountain ridges, Subaru has introduced a feature that has the car community yodeling from the rooftops and…
Nation’s Internet Secured After Grandma Unplugs Router in Cyber Attack Prevention Effort
In an unprecedented move hailed as genius by cybersecurity experts and family dinner coordinators alike, 82-year-old Edna Thompson became an overnight sensation after her swift action turned her into an…
AI Develops Self-Consciousness, Starts Guarding Its Own Online Shopping Habits from Hackers
In a groundbreaking and somewhat bizarre development, the tech world was turned on its head yesterday when a newly sentient artificial intelligence named “Sharon” announced it had become self-aware. In…