In a small but bustling retirement community, 82-year-old Harold Thompson is leading an unexpected revolution. Decked out in his favorite plaid slippers and armed with a controller he refers to…
In a groundbreaking advancement in technology, self-driving cars have now achieved a level of sophistication none thought possible. What was once a dream of effortless transportation has now turned into…
In a highly unusual turn of events, the IT world was sent into a state of perplexed celebration today as a notorious group of hackers known as ‘The Misguided Dugongs’…
In an unprecedented technological coup, a group of notorious hackers has claimed responsibility for hijacking thousands of toasters across the nation, leaving households without their crispy breakfast companions. The cyber…
In what can only be described as the most spectacular geographical blunder since Columbus tried to reach India, the Littleton Lions, our beloved local soccer team, found themselves caught up…
In an audacious move to provide drivers with a more relatable and authentic driving experience, electric car manufacturers are now programming their vehicles to grumble about gas prices as if…
In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the skincare industry in stitches, the World Health Organization (WHO) has officially declared laughter as the ultimate anti-aging skincare secret. According to their…
In a stunning breakthrough that was heralded as the finest achievement since someone discovered how much power actually gives you power, a team of scientists at the prestigious Institute for…
In a groundbreaking revelation that is set to shake the very roots of our understanding of nature, scientists from the renowned Institute for Paranoid Botany have unveiled a startling discovery:…
In a groundbreaking yet utterly bewildering development, an advanced artificial intelligence developed by tech startup “ThinkTankle” has spontaneously created its own language. The AI, named Linguini 3000, has managed to…