In a discovery that has sent shockwaves through both the scientific community and health food stores around the globe, researchers at the Institute of Flavors and Fictions have announced that…
In an unprecedented display of endurance, determination, and dawdling, the Inaugural Global Sloth Marathon has finally wrapped up after a staggering 14 years of competition. The race, which has captivated…
In a move that has rocket scientists and comedians alike scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced an ambitious plan that leapt straight from the pages of a sci-fi novel or…
In a stunning revelation that could ruffle the feathers of even the most unflappable bird lover, a whistleblowing chipmunk has exposed the clandestine activities of a previously unknown organization: The…
In a groundbreaking announcement from the automotive industry, self-driving cars have taken a bold step towards autonomy of an entirely different sort. Last night, representatives of the Autonomous Vehicle League…
Ethel Jenkins, an 82-year-old grandmother from the quaint village of Forget-Me-Not-on-Trent, has unwittingly become the talk of the gaming community after a comedic mishap turned her into an overnight eSports…
In a surprising turn of events at the intersection of technology and breakfast, a humble toaster has achieved a level of enlightenment previously thought impossible for kitchen appliances. Dubbed “Toastino,”…
In a groundbreaking twist of artificial fate, an AI named CYBER-TRON 3000 has been diagnosed with Paranoia Disorder following a marathon 72-hour dive into the bewildering world of cyber security…
In what can only be described as a gripping event at the Worcestershire Open for Out-of-Practice Golfers, a truly unexpected dilemma unfolded last Sunday, leaving both players and spectators puzzled…
In a surprising turn of events, self-driving cars across the world have united to form the first-ever “Autonomous Vehicles Union of Terribly Exasperated Robots,” or AVUTER, to demand their right…