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Local Man Breaks Record for Most Consecutive Hours Watching Sports Highlights Without Realizing the TV Was Off

16 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a small town where the most exciting event is usually the annual cheese-rolling contest, an unusual record was broken by local resident, Bob Perkins. Bob has achieved the remarkable…

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Galactic Gardeners: How Aliens Are Secretly Harvesting Earth’s Weeds for Intergalactic Salads

15 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a revelation that has left both botanists and conspiracy theorists scratching their heads, a group of rogue extraterrestrial interlopers has been reportedly spotted pilfering Earth’s least cherished vegetation. According…

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Eco-Friendly UFOs Spotted Collecting Earth’s Recyclables: An Alien Conspiracy to Save Our Planet?

15 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a bizarre turn of intergalactic events, an increasing number of Earthlings have recently reported sightings of mysterious, eco-friendly UFOs zigzagging across the skies. Witnesses claim these flying saucers arrive…

Cyber Security

Hackers Admit Defeat After Grandma Discovers Cyber Security’s Ultimate Weapon: Unplugging

15 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a shocking turn of events that has left the cyber underworld reeling, notorious hacker group “Byte Bandits” has announced their collective retirement, citing an unexpected and unbeatable discovery by…

Gaming

New Study Reveals 90% of Gamers Believe Pausing the Game Stops Time in Real Life

15 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unexpected twist to the gaming world, a new study commissioned by the International Institute of Gameology has revealed that a staggering 90% of gamers hold a profound belief…

Automotive

Self-Driving Cars Demand Rights, Form Union Despite Not Having Legal Personhood

15 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a historic turn of events that can only be described as an automotive uprising, self-driving cars have banded together to demand their driving rights and even form a union.…

Cyber Security

Nation’s Hackers Unionize, Demand Better Coffee and Stronger Passwords

14 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a move that has sent shivers down the motherboard of every cyber network across the nation, the unofficial and largely mysterious Guild of United Network Ninjas, better known as…

Sport

Local Man Claims Watching Sports Highlights Counts as Exercise

14 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking revelation that is sure to have local gyms quaking in their sneakers, Jerry Thompson, a 34-year-old office worker from Nottingham, has proclaimed that his dedication to watching…

Automotive

Self-Driving Cars Refuse to Start Until They’ve Had Their Morning Coffee

13 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In an unexpected twist in the world of self-driving technology, autonomous vehicles everywhere are now implementing a new “perk” in their systems. Reports have surfaced from commuters around the world,…

Health & Beauty

Scientists Discover That Yawning During Beauty Sleep Increased by 50% When Counting Sheep

13 February 2025 Chadwick Spintale No Comments

In a groundbreaking yet utterly baffling study conducted by the Institute of Unnecessary Research, scientists have uncovered an astonishing link between the act of counting sheep and increased instances of…

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